I never use split screen. When I need to use two apps I just double tap the app switcher button.

* Stopped sending plaintext passwords over the internet
* Removed bug where if you held all the buttons at once it changed your login status to another user
* Removed bug where infinite loop wasted users battery (5 other bugs unsolved)

@Rocket3G came here to make this joke, beat me to it

The centre align triggers me.

I know commits, I have the best commits.

Perhaps it is time to use continuous integration

@vivek7 git commit -m "Fixes #4863 by reducing the entropy of the universe and changing the gravitational constant. Still to-do, extinguish fire."

And also a detailed commit message, can't leave that out!

This is Shelobs lair

Now wait and see how long it takes to be implemented in all browsers...

void addRantToDb(rant)
insertRant(rant);
addDFoxUpvote(rant);

Could be worse, he could have suggested you make the entire website in flash.

😔💥🔫

@kerith This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please...

@Marnsghol only if your Boolean is an object and not a primitive. 'boolean' in Java can only be true or false. 'Boolean' can also be null.

@rtannerf that's how I set fire to my BBC, more or less

The main thing younger starters have on you is obvious passion. A recruiter sees they started so young, they must love this shit.

You just need to make your CV obvious too. Lots of open source collaboration on github for example.

I'll love you until the end of time.....

While(true) System.out.println("I love you");

Ok, I can't comment about Mississippi. I grew up in the UK and live now in Germany. The boundary is very low to getting started wherever I have lived. Though I appreciate it will not be the same everywhere. I can see your point.

I'm not sure what you are getting at. I didn't say anything about the past. I'm writing about the present. You can go any arbitrary amount of time back and say things were harder to acquire. I was lucky that when I was a child, my dad bought a BBC micro, not for specifically, but he saw I took to it and got a massive book on programming basic. All it cost from that point on was the time of a youngster and an increased electric bill.

You don't need a domain to learn to code. Only when you get to the stage of actually going for live users. The rest can be tested locally. As for internet, you would be hard pressed to find a household who didn't have internet already. So that isn't really a programming cost, since it already existed. The same as a computer, most households have one, even if it is shared.

That question has an amazing story about a guy on a motor bike in it. I saw holding my self back from laughing at work.

You could make a stack overflow jobs thing. I think you can output a CV from that as PDF. Might be wrong.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Could be worse, it could be just a single ".".

Think I'm kidding?!

Squeezing Odin's nutsack to relieve stress

Shuffle board!

Android will lose them too eventually, it is the slow tick of progress.

DateOverflow?

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