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AboutSoftware engineer, 8+ years in eCommerce. Started in a blank notepad....mindset is still, fight the constraints! think it and it can be built! we are the dreamers of dreams and musicians of music 🎶
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SkillsHTML CSS (vanilla, SCSS, LESS) PHP (vanilla & laravel) JSP (JSTL) Apache velocity jQuey JavaScript (only hack to work!) MYSQL (CRUD) Linux REACT (playing around) Node mondoDB
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LocationHigh Wycombe
Joined devRant on 4/22/2017
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All mandatory tasks complete for the week, no meetings, no distractions, time to go back to the default of documentation........ahhh email just in from nodeweekly!
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Woke up 2hours before wife n daughter usually awake so I can code!.....daughter wakes up 10mins later 😑7
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F this code, definitely going to rewrite it.....cba, copy n paste from the last homepage n re-jigging again :-/
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Start mongo, start my node server, start the app, quick "5mins" look on dev rant started 30mins ago!1
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Head of legal: email me details of the customer information you hold/access
Me (in head): I'm a full stack developer! I access everything!! Should I tell the truth, or "the TRUTH"3 -
New girl at work: "I like using internet explorer"
Me: "F youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!".....In my head, but breath out, smile and say "hmm k"9 -
Baby asleep, headphones pumping, beer poured, ready to code my MERN stack application :-)......20mins later still on dev rant!!! :-(3
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The cost cutting at my previous company continues....my ex-colleague said the company has no budget for a Christmas tree this year so:
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Fffffff uuuuu regex!!!! :@........
*then I finally get it working*
......I am king! And can now do anything!!!! :-D2 -
Why the F is my console.log not printing to the console!?!?!?!......level left as "Errors only" #doh3
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Boy, if that colleague next to me doesn't stop tapping his foot and bopping his head, definately a good old: "shutdown /s /c "Do you know how annoying you are!?!? /f" coming his way!
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Right hand working on that "billion dollar" website idea of mine; Left hand holding our 4month baby who won't sleep when put down!!!!6
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"The call to the tracking was removed by the previous developer months ago" the eccom manager thought......
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This morning I WILL code! I WILL finish that multimillion pound idea!! I CAN DO IT!!!!!!!.....then wife and baby wake up 😣6
