Tech industry: "We need thousands upon thousands of engineers!"*

* With a minimum of 5 years+ experience in about 30 technologies, able to do magic and ride unicorns while working 28 hours pr day just for the lolz of it. We do not provide training, courses or certifications of any kind. You are supposed to be able to pull those out of your ass yourself!

I'm tired of those post and memes about wasting four days finding a missing semicolon (;).
Where do those guys program? Notepad?
Come on! Use the existing tools!

I'm guessing the last person didn't have time to validate..

when your boss has no technical background so animations WOW him

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

Because of DevRant:

Now hiding..

.titanic {
Float: none;
}

Within all my company code files just to annoy my co-developer

When you add a new team member and have to upgrade the numbers of users for your Atlassian products...

When you ask an older dev a question, and instead of an answer, you get a history lesson. 😒

All too true...

Raise your hand if you agree

My next project will disable "Reply All" in all email clients.