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AboutEnthusiast of strict, safe, elegant and beautiful programming languages. Allergic against boilerplate. Certified hater of clown languages like JavaScript. 📱 Developer of JoyRant, the unofficial devRant iOS app that doesn’t crash.
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SkillsSwift, SwiftUI. I have a truly large list of other skills which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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LocationGermany
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Joined devRant on 6/30/2017
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@jestdotty I might have downvoted you a couple of times when the comment was extraordinary dumb or so, I don‘t remember.
But I definitely wasn’t mass downvoting you on every comment.
You trying to psycho analyze me is pathetic.
I don‘t give a fuck about different opinions or believes. It really shows again that you understand nothing but always act like you know everything.
What triggers me is dumb people claiming dumb things to be true and passionately defending them with dumb arguments when they really should shut their fuck up about things that they don‘t have the slightest clue about.
Also not properly reading and horrendously misunderstanding what one said, that pisses me off. Feels like deliberate trolling. -
@jestdotty you mean you‘d like me to be lying so that you feel better.
Like can it be that there are other people on devrant that find you insufferable and downvote you? Nooo, it must be me and tosensei. -
@jestdotty again you fail to understand what we are saying. At this point I just feel sorry for your dumbness.
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@jestdotty Now I hope you feel really dumb
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@jestdotty I'm sorry to disappoint you but I haven’t been downvoting you. I downvote spammers.
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Don’t eat clay
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@SidTheITGuy egg-fucking-sactly
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@antigermanist I actually agree that it shouldn’t be illegal to say this particular thing.
I‘m just saying that obviously you can‘t just say anything and justify that with freedom of speech. There are things that should just be illegal to say, and fortunately that is how it is in every country. -
@antigermanist well if they don‘t know who you are, anything you say is meaningless. It could be a program generating your opinions, nobody can tell.
So by being anonymous you practically deprive yourself of the right of free speech, because nobody knows that it’s you who tries to speak freely.
And free speech obviously goes only as far as it doesn‘t break the law. This is something that you learn in school and should be common knowledge.
Yet you are acting like you don‘t know that.
Like someone who would say to a police officer that he is a stupid motherfucker and then crying about your freedom of speech not being respected. -
What is your freedom of speech worth if you do it anonymously? That doesn‘t make any sense.
Also, freedom of speach only means that you can say whatever the fuck you want. It doesn‘t mean your opinion must be respected. -
@retoor Admit it, that’s how you paid your way through university :)
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He didn’t even get a chance to fail at marketing hard.
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He hasn’t been marketing hard enough.
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Giving your coworkers Head when they make Rear :)
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@iiii yeah in German it’s Aluhut, literally Aluminum hat, not Zinnhut (tin hat)
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@Demolishun unlocked a 30 years old memory
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@retoor he is so far left that he underflowed to the right
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@Demolishun ah, yes. A classic!
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Never would have thought that I'd need to google U-Boot because it makes no sense in a context.
Yes, at first I was thinking you write software for submarines. -
@antigermgerm then you find them great to annoy me. Which confirms my point.
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@Tounai for the same reason why we don‘t learn at school that it’s actually fuck foke foken.
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@Demolishun @donkulator which song is it?
(Don’t you dare saying Darude - Sandstorm) -
@ragnar spammer scum
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@SidTheITGuy shocked isn’t quite the correct word. But I couldn’t find a better one. I mean normally I find dark humor funny. But this one I found … I don‘t know … tasteless? (unlike the newborn, apparently)
Maybe it was also because ostream always finds his own comments so great that he creates a new rant out of them so that nobody misses them, which I find off-putting. -
What does this even supposed to mean?
In the context of figuring something out, how is inspiration any different from "I figured it out"? Is inspiration something external? -
And here I am, previously believing that I can‘t be shocked by any dark humor.
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@kiki mainly iOS apps, but I‘d rather not tell which to not disclose where I work.
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@kiki JoyRant is a rather trivial example and is not the typical app that I make at work.
I see where you are coming from, many apps are like this and if that‘s your main job, the language doesn’t matter that much.
Your claim is that it extends to literally anything in development and language doesn‘t matter.
I reject that claim because in my experience language does matter.
You seem to be feeling attacked by my comment. Please do realize that you chose to be as snarky in your rant as I was in my comment. -
> In modern programming, all you do is gluing APIs together
No, that‘s just web development because you have html for layout and css for styling and js is just there to glue everything together and do some trivial work.
Native app development, for example, requires a lot more of stuff where the language actually matters.
Backend development even more.
There are different languages for a reason.
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@devJs just to be pedantic, different kinds of measurement is not the same as different units.
I‘m curious why you find the modern calendar retarded. I mean I don’t want to defend it but at the same time I can’t think of anything that would be a drastic improvement.
For example, you could try to make every month have the same number of days but it wouldn’t add up to a whole number, etc.
It looks like a good enough compromise to me.