Two minutes of silence to all Microsoft employees who were looking to switch jobs through Linkedin. 😂😂

Well, at least there are no errors...

How my .bash_profile looks like after spending some time on devrant

that feeling

When all the n00bs start signing up to devRant that have 0 idea what development and/or rants are!!

These people in Startups

When UserID is an int(3) in one table, and then text(10) in another. And then the monent you see that the Username field is stored in both tables ......🖕🖕🖕🖕

Who dafuq wrote this crap?!?!?!?

Happy world environment day.

Dev: which one? Dev, Prod or Test?

No one can use If Else like him..

#SaluteTheDeveloper

Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8:

A coworker that is producing incredibly bad code and refuses to learn new stuff was declared "senior developer" by my boss. And me with over 20y experience? I am just a junior.. and have to clean up his mess all the time. I guess it is time to find new job.

Thanks David and Tim. Coffee definitely deserves some devRant love.

When your code reviewing the new guy and there's 50 comments for every line of code

Happy Friday! Another gem from my favorite Senior Developer co-worker...

#demtooltips

When you see some code you wrote a few years ago:

When restarting your computer actually fixes the problem

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

Oh yeah!

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

🤔 accurate?

Who has used the "my code is compiling" excuse to extend a break?

found this today...