@johnmelodyme I prefer to call it mini

It’s not quiet here where I am having intercourses with your mother and wife and sister

One has way more clouds

3D print 32 boxes with one piece of raw alphabeti spaghetti in each. Smear peanut butter over all the boxes. Release a wolf into the room and time 1 minute as he destroy some of the boxes. Open the remaining ones and make sure to join not concatenate the spaghetti if you need performance

It’s a picture of Chelsea Clinton

Purescript
So declarative and expressive, functional, polymorphic and equipped for generative testing

I’ll help if we can use a better backend

Purescript

Programmers are artists, let them paint!

Reeeeeeeeeererreeeererre

@lbfalvy congrats 🥳

Crafting interpreters
Purescript by example
A tour of c++

@blindXfish much better, you can also hook up the vm to pull with a webhook so you don’t get a delay

The first one, you don’t want to be pushing from the local vm

Why do you think angular sucks ass? What do you think of blazor, react, halogen etc

If you like neatly organised apps that’s kinda the main selling point of angular.

It’s very easy to add layers of shit to a react app and blazor can be bastardised with 10,000+ lines of mystery surprise server code

Start a collab request for some developers and we’ll build it

It shocks me that so many web fundamentals have been poorly designed when there are lots of capable engineers out there.

The XMLHttpRequest onreadystatechange bullshit.

How fucked CSS was before flexbox.

The way JS sorts arrays of numbers alphabetically.

And the worst one has to be how [] is truthy but [] == true is falsy. Wtf

I think it’s easy to overestimate the performance discredits of immutability. Optimising compilers can reduce the load incurred from having to recreate large objects on minor changes by reallocating unchanged memory. Also you often will use more granular object composition when working with immutable structures because you can’t configure a monolith for every use case.

This is the bible:
https://book.purescript.org

Praised be Phil Freeman 🦑🦑

Angular is like learning to ride a bike, you can always hop back on. React is like learning eat an ice cream from the cone end up. If you can do it well you come out looking like a god but most of the time you’re gonna end up with a sticky face.

There are some companies that have already raised their series A funding looking to market a program that does exactly that.

How about none?

It’s like a fine wine but it’s actually windex

We need more js unit test frameworks

@Demolishun the clocks in my house for starters. Also it’s frustrating that 24 hour time counts from 0 to 23 and 12 hour time from 1 to 12

@sariel My point is that Am starts at 0 and Pm doesn’t in 12 hour time

We will never have peace until we write a few more js unit test frameworks

I think he published new comics almost every day for ten years. Do you mean that it’d post all the strips for that day in the year?

I like to think of todos as nouns

7

When is Elmo gonna feature dammit