My self steem is like a PWM signal, alternating between super low and super high I get a somewhat mild self steem.

Let's hope the service you're scrapping doesn't have auto DOS/flood protection

Phh betcha you all have never worked in a trilingual team where people flex on each other by putting variable and art names in other languages outside our usual Spanish/Portuguese/English mix.

>why did you name the argument klasse? >Because class is a reserved word and using class_ looks ugly.

The cybertruck looks insultingly awful.

Evangelists selling solutions made for billion dollar companies swimming in VC cash to startups with less customers than beanbags in their offices.

That's why i don't use linting

Year ago? You mean a month ago?

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off" - Bjarne Stroustrup

@RantSomeWhere fuckk i wanted a model m so much, I passed on a Spanish layout one for $40 a few years back because they wanted me to take the ps2 tower too... It had missing keycaps but those are replaceable.

A note on the Spanish layout part, I'm from South America and I really don't like to use foreign keyboards, I had a eng keyboard Mac a few years ago and it was a pain. I ordered my mechanical keyboard from wasd because finding non-gamer mech keyboards in the Spanish layout is impossible.

@Revenger also called dogfooding

@kamen just mx browns, but they make a lot of noise compared to the laptop keyboards all my coworkers use

@jsframework9000 yes my boss, forgot to add that

Google is like capitalism, bad but better than anything else we've had.

@dudeking wtfpl as license, "don't be a dick" as code of conduct.

@Fast-Nop it's a byoc place, I use my personal device for work.

My contract says I start at 8 AM but I never arrive earlier than 10AM... Sometimes as late as 10:40 AM. The perks of working in a 5 people startup I guess.

@FrodoSwaggins oh yeaahhh V8, RWD, manual, that's the stuff.

Although I just saw an M6 going by, I wouldn't mind having an auto box in such car...

Ass retarded language that tries to be functional but fails miserably.

A FWD BMW... Yikes

Guy armpit or girl armpit? Because the last one is sexy as hell.

@Jamcris11 can't say the same to hundreds of corporate users

*Laughs in Python/Linux*

Metal
Panda
Lion
Orchestra
Porcelain Throne

Gestures suck tho. Keep the buttons

JavaScript sucks even harder.

I make US$9 an hour (look at my country in my profile).

I wouldn't want to touch front end even with a 10 ft pole

Fire him

I spend my whole day learning Ruby On Rails and remembering why I hate webdev.

I bet your male coworkers were thrilled tho