Deploying on Friday like...

The linter probably just figured it easier to mark the lines that are CORRECT and not try to mark all the error lines.

Any rant that uses “filthy son of a goose” deserves my ++

Along the lines of:
Car slams on brakes ahead of you, motorcycle on either side of you. One motorcyclist is wearing a helmet, the other is not. Do you
A. Swerve into motorcyclist with a helmet (he has higher chance of survival), thus punishing him for wearing a helmet
B. Swerve into motorcyclist with no helmet, even though they have a lower chance of survival

Give him an Eggs box. From here: https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

What happened to your other foot?

So you got a tattoo, eh?

I mean, I guess it is extra security. If some criminal breaks in he will asphyxiate before getting too far into the office

It’s great because it was decided we combine IT and dev stand ups into one. Not to mention we discuss every issue and problem every person has, including all possible fix options, hypothetical or real, without looking at code or issues. Just trying to guess what the code is doing and how to fix it. From our imaginations. Yay

That looks like Amharic in the left, am I right?

Open Windows

Haha, something like this came up in work today. We went with

“Make exceptions great again!”

@rewert in the United States, the University of Utah has one of the highest regarded game design undergraduate and graduate programs.

I work with a blind programmer who does a great job using text to speech. I never could!

Use jquery

Stands in corner and proudly wears shirt

Just had this discussion at work when deciding whether to require years as 2017 or just 17 and we append the "20". We decided the app won't be around in 80 years to worry about. Or at least we won't.

"Here's another curse for you: May all your bacon burn."

If he drinks from a bottle (if your wife pumps and saves the milk) then you can add a little bit of baby rice cereal to the bottle before he goes to bed. This helped our first boy as it makes his last meal before sleeping a little heavier and helps him stay more full through the night.
You could also try playing some quiet music all night for him, some classical piano or instrumental.
My second son would only sleep in his baby swing for quite a while, until maybe 12 months, so we just put him in his swing and let it swing all night but that went through lots of batteries. But it worked to help him sleep.

@bouge that I brilliant! Sadly, I don't think I can even get the chairs out of the standup room.

Like this

He keeps your Class protected

Yes, but more often I write really crappy code that I have to go back and look at. Over and over.

Where in Space is Carmen Sandiego fit on 4 of them...

Or a rock?

As I scrolled through and saw a post sitting at 199, I thought: "I would like someone to boost me to 200." So here ya go, have a stress ball :)

My wife looked over my shoulder yesterday while I was on devRant and all she said was "that seems like a computer joke." She didn't get it

You must be looking at the security monitors if you can't see

Sounds like a win to me :)

@Jumpshot44 nope, nope they don't. But they seem to have become a "solve all problems here" meeting. Yay