@IntrusionCM Right. No doubt we won't learn from it right away. Same as with contamination an shit. More rules will be laid, individuals will take extra precautions, companies will try, fail to abide and pay a big fee occasionally.
But until we are on the verge if extintion we will very probably not mind enough to learn.

@IntrusionCM Lol. Actually the country where I'm from had recently migrated the whole bureaucratic system to the digital world and until last year was being heavily criticized (with reason since the migration was messy and corrupted as everything here is). Just before quarantine a new president of the opposing party took charge and bam, covid hits. Thanks to the migration (just in time) we needn't walk around moving paper bills and forming queues to ask for documents.

Made me utter a laugh 😂

C#
Why?
Because it looks a lot like many different languages and is also used on Unity scripts.
You don't need to know a lot to to use it and jumping from it to C++, if you ever feel the need for power, will feel easier.
Also after learning C#, learning Python for script stuff will be a breeze.

@010001111

Movie when

I agree. Also a collateral benefit is that you get to pronounce an english word badly among colleagues which makes for a cheap laugh. I love the effect of pronouncing a sticky mushy english word in solid straight spanish vocals.

@NoMad You sound just like my mom.

Is renting a reaaally small apartment somewhere to work alone a possibility?

Malísimo 😂

@NoMad Username does not check out

Cool handrawn font. Is ye old english font?

@coffeeholic Here we have a variation of the usual "stop working there already" stick. Always amongst the first answers.

Yeah third world citizens unite! 🤘

@SortOfTested Glad to hear he wasn't chased and fed to the lions. 😂

@M1sf3t @rubbiekelvin Everything is math in disguise.
"Math is the language in which God wrote the Universe" - Galileo

Kinda guilty of the charges.
I have to review PRs which implement whole new features into a game and sometimes reading hundreds of lines I fail to see the big picture when reviewing and end up acting as a slightly smarter compiler/IDE: "Hey you did not unlock this mutex in the for loop", "You meant to call glUniformSetf instead of Seti" and basic shit like that limited to each code chunk separately.
Most PRs I review end up with a simple approval since the one dev I review is a 10x one who doesn't fuck up ever.

@bittersweet Huh didn't know this existed. Have my ++

@SortOfTested Oh. Nvm then didn't know they were different things. 🙌

I live in bbqland. *flexes*
Asado con achuras mmmm~

@cafebabe Lol that's what I'm gonna call it now. The "switch jobs already" stick. Aka the "jump ship" stick.

@Floydimus idk something along the lines of: "Sucks dude, hope you manage to change jobs soon".
It conveys support instead of: "Here's the fix you are not thinking about you dumb thing. Do it it's so easy to say and do! You dumb for being in that situation having such a genius fix right here you obviously didn't consider!"

@Floydimus B-but it's exactly that!
"Bad things happen where I work"
Answer: "Stop working there!"
It's not helpful at all!

@Root @Floydimus Had I not seen the same comment several times in over 17237272 rants I'd also think it's cool advice.
Not the case though.

@fuckwit That sounds more like an overflowstack dev 😂. Stepping over the electronics boundary going overboard lol.

Lol I find that interaction hard to believe specially since it resembles the webtoon The Sound of your Heart a bit too much. If it's true though I'm sorry. Perhaps you could make a comic.

Lol there's not a single girl commenting this rant 😂👌

I dunno. I'm a C guy and I kinda fancy it. Besides C decided that '<char>' is an int and not a char and that is not cool.

Ugh I need a dude like that by my side so I don't look so bad in comparisson.
Right now I'm working alongside a 10x dev and having blows dealt to my ego every fucking day. It's incredibly demotivational. His code isn't particularly good but it works and he outputs a ton of it in a couple hours. He does full fledged features in less than 2 weeks, fixes bugs by the hour, and any confidence I earn when I complete something is evaporated when I see my single PR surrounded by 10 of his, done in the same amount of time.

@Parzi Argentina