22: It compiles, let's sell it developer

@linuxxx that looks promising at first, but then it is a bit disappointing :-(
https://youtu.be/i-9-YqIqpKw

In my University, we just had a second chance for each exam.
You needed a really good reason to be granted even a single third chance, like when I was away two weeks for voluntary flooding disaster relief with the THW and returned just a day before one of my math exams.

It is just half as funny if you know that some automatic transmission cars switch to launch control, they just rev the engine, select first gear and wait for you to release the brake.
But I still like the screenshot suggestion. Made me laugh my ass of :-)

Reminds me a bit of good old Dilbert
http://dilbert.com/strip/2010-09-12

Slightly different situation, but the same intention by management

I'm really interested in that compression algorithm that can store 32 GB plus all included ads in just 2 MB disk storage.
Must be the latest break through in tech :-D

This reminds me of something

Also beware of hot soldering irons ;-)

@yatanvesh The most important thing is that you were able to point out the problem (no testing) and that you learned something (you will test your code in the future).
This ability in itself separates average devs from pro devs, and you are on a good way to become a pro.
Don't let your ego get you ;-)

As an addition:

"Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard"

Kevin Durant

++ for Postal 2

If just every dev would put so much sarcasm in their software, the world would be a better and happier place

C programmers don't die, they cast into void :-)

As a climber, I would be happy to take this challenge.
As a programmer, I probably would be looking for another job.

@PrivateGER I wouldn't even call it 'healthy amount', it is more like the 'not so harmful amount'

@julianmd I guess most ice teas are made of some sort of black tea, mixed with a bit of juice, e.g. peach, lemon or whatever you like.

Red Bull isn't what you need, it is what kills you.
Ever heard of diabetes or cardiovascular diseases?

Don't harm yourself, instead get enough sleep and maybe go for a walk/run in the morning.

Sincerely yours
Your life expectancy and medical bills ;-)

If you can't stay awake without caffeine, try a cup of coffee or green/black tea.

I just started a new job as a software developer in may.
Guess what, in the field of retail products :-D

At least they put some address in the destination display :-D

There is a comic about this problem on xkcd:

https://xkcd.com/1854/

Try the "hard refresh"

@practiseSafeHex I guess you mean "unfortunately" it is no crime.
In my opinion, it's a major case crime.
Or even worse...

It seems like we have equally comfortable workplaces at home :-D

@Lahsen2016

Totally worth the expenditure :-)