Cutest virus ever!

should work

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

I have completely given up explaining to my friends and family what I do for a living.

How my .bash_profile looks like after spending some time on devrant

Things I need for the office

Just got back from vacation...

git pull

Made our wifi password "********" so that when you click "Preview password" you see the same thing. Yes, I have a college degree and yes, that's probably the most clever thing I'll ever be able to do with it.

Well, at least there are no errors...

when i merge two files manually

all unit tests passing

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

"Can you help me make an app? I've got this perfect idea, but I can't tell you what it is until you've said yes."

SIGH. I wish these people knew that perfect ideas are worthless, there are plenty of them. Perfect executions of good ideas are what has value.

In my company, even the sales guy commits to our repository.

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Don't tell me how to live my life!