Just learned new skills...

This is one of my favorite quotes when it comes to programming. So many developer are too eager to start coding instead of spending a bit more time on thinking.

browsing application source, found this beauty of a method 😶

So I'm working on a live map of my school's bus system, and I needed some filler images to test out how the stops were being drawn on each route...and honestly wish I could push this version to production

How to get your money from a difficult client.

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

I've been doing agile wrong my entire life

Please enter your phone number...

This is 100x more satisfying than Twitter or Facebook notifications

Sad but true

Welcome to the new world. Microsoft is now the top open source contributor on Github.

The beast has been assembled. I can now finally game...ehm develop all day

When I accidentally exit f.lux and the whole screen becomes white

Can't wait to report null to Google

I love when the internet goes down at work and your dev database is in aws.

<3 Route53 DNS today.

Pain the ass sales guy walks into my office uninvited. Looks at one of my screens which has sftp copying a lot of files and spewing out each one. He asks what that "nonsense" is.

I politely tell him that it is all his sales data and I am deleting it. At which point I got up and went to lunch with no further discussion.

The next phone call I received was from my boss asking me to stop fucking with the sales people. I hope he learned to knock after this.

Creepy..... WTF

Yep lol

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

Found in the source code of a site. Interesting.

just a small change

Umm yes, this cyber you're talking about sounds interesting, where do i get a cyber? How much does a cyber cost? Can a cyber feed my family?

-.-

There are only two reasons you should use Windows:
1. You are developing for Windows.
2. You cannot live without a game which still has no Linux support.

However, the right thing to do is refuse all contracts on Windows development and quit playing games that have no Linux port.

My project manager sent this to me today.

So just saw this course online the logo and title are two different languages not the best first impression

I'm considering shutting down all my social media profiles. I can't be bothered with any of them especially since most of the social media platforms has a lot of nut heads. I'd rather be on devrant than any other social media platform.

My new coworker: That "I know everything about all and I'm better than you" kind. Is working on Accounting but already has her fingers on my work, telling my boss things like "that's easy to do"...
Of course, she knows absolutely nothing about programming and I.T., but is easy for my boss to believe an easy lie than a complex truth.
(sorry, crude language and caps follows)
Hey, listen you fucking excuse of person, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB and stay away of my DAMN GOOD FUCKING CODE and my FUCKING SERVERS.
Not going to give you admin access in a gazillion years, even if my life depends on it.
And stop saying nonsenses about things that you WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, because those things are too complex and abstract for your little stupid mind to understand.
Go ahead, mess with me! Will sue you to the end of your FUCKING world!

Thanks girls/guys/lasses/lads.
This is absolutely therapeutical.