@vane How the fuck do you cook while having sex?!

Oh wow, a meme on devRant that actually took me by surprise and made me laugh and isn't one of the "this has been reposted 2,147,483,647 times since 2001 and is just annoying at this point".
Respect xD

Nuh uh, I'm lesbisn

Having a rest day with 0 productivity is healthy once in a while.

@NoToJavaScript SQL stuff has been broken in many different times in VS for the longest time :(

Well, VS2022 is quite buggy, but so was (and still is, just less) VS2019.

It's been quite some time since that piece of shit-bloat was actually good and fast and *mostly* bug free.

@TeachMeCode Exceptions don't make the rule.

@localpost Well it's fair to assume she can't use readFileSync for some reason, Otherwise there wouldn't be a question...

I meeeean. Yeah, that's kinda how every community works, it's not exactly new. Every community that gets big enough starts to suck because it stops being a "small closed community where everyone have something in common"(and therefore people behave in a more friendly way). Things kinda suck when they go mainstream cuz all matter of people start to join.

@jestdotty Oh, I remember dealing with that exact situation about a year ago. Sadly I don't remember how I ended up doing it.
But I remember it was some bullshit solution.

Obviously a long double duh
What do you think the L stands for?
Amateurs, smh.

@meaning2 Oh my god just leave this website already 🙄🙄🙄
We get it, nobody ever loved you or cared about you so now you take it out on the rest of us, go get therapy instead.
You're neither welcome nor wanted here, take your aggression and go fight in a war or some shit.

Ah yes, backseat programming. Who doesn't love that.
And on top of that it's AI garbage backseating.
Trully, the future is now old man.

It's probably for birthday dates. So the calendar can show you when a birthday is coming.

Unless you're talking about a very small group of people who were born sick or with some genetic problem, it ain't a privilege. It's the consequence of living healthy, eating actual food and staying in minimal shape(, and ofc a little bit of luck).
A part of it is also ofc the responsibility of your surrounding(availability of food, how people treat you, how encouraged is a healthy life style) but it is not a privilege.

China is communist tho

Born just in time to make magic flat rock obey your commands.

Well, I've probably read more books than I bought considering how many books I read online without buying, I've also read a shit-ton of books as a kid, none of which *I* bought so that alone might cpver any possibilities of buying more than reading.

Aaaand now I'm sad because I haven't read a book in a looooooong time
(Excluding Uni books because those are non voluntary so it doesn't count)

@retoor Oh wow, he does slightly look like me lmao, just with a more organized face.

Hm?? Your last post has 8 upvotes tho

@retoor Oh I didn't even notice it, yeah, it fucking inverts the result xD xD xD xD
faithInDevs--;

Whoa, that's cool :D

Holy fucking shit.

public static bool AreTheDevsOkay() {
return false;
}

You expected trolls to actually do research and put effort into something, that was your first mistake xD

Depends who you call OG I guess

@netikras Too young to have an SO, too busy to get a GF(i.e. not gonna burden someone with a guy who can only see you once in two weeks-month)

I guess I could tell my mom xD
That's definitely going to be popcorn-worthy xD

@netikras I'm not a dad tho 😅
I just have dumb humour xD
Tho I guess I have had people say that I'm like a dad to them... But that doesn't count!

@awesomeest I uhh, I'm not sure if you misread my message, or mistyped yours but I wrote nuanced, not nuisance.
As in, the class thingy was too clever/too complex for me to figure out by myself.

The Half-Life games are fucking amazing <3

Did you like them?

@awesomeest Huh, I think the class implication was a bit too neuanced for me xD

I'd never think of that if you didn't say it