What happens if you have a German, a Belgium and an Indian locked in one room and you give them one fishstick and two forks?

Wake up, it's 1983...
Node? React? Copilot? Programming Socks? Furries?
Man, I told you to not drink so much the last night, now wash your face and grab a coffee, you have a program for the VAX-11 to finish.

ughh I have to have sex with my hot blonde gf while the toilet bowl is full of the large pieces of shits I dropped in them. How can I get so much shit in my bladder it's insane.

Floating point math abridged

You keeping your devRant profile background yellow color is basically, you screaming "I'm gay" at the top of your lungs here.

Onder invloed van lsd bepaal ik de regels en wordt je lot met een katana bezegeld ❤️

Found in another colleague's office.

competitive salary
so competitive we refuse to compete by actually stating it

by this point I might just have some fun and not apply to jobs persay but just write funny blurbs to them about their ads

I think I'm finding I just don't wanna work with all these technologies

my brain is shit right now but I just open rust to tweak some little things and next thing I know I have a finished product and like 3 more ideas I could probably put in in the next 30 minutes but I didn't plan to be so productive so I'm a bit turned off frankly

I'm also not mentally tracking any of this

how dare it

I am upset

I'm starting to believe that I need a longer break from drinking.
Admittedly though, this is what I always say after a party weekend.
Fuuuuck me.

@Lensflare how's your game doing? I want to kick some ass

Any app is a dating app if you're Indian enough

if anyhow is so good and important why isn't it part of the std

I just can't with this

I don't wanna download a bunch of unnecessary libraries just because people were lazy

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Cat of the day (mine!)

My colleague printed a Helldivers helmet for Sir Jav'alot!

Matrix is dead the whole day :(

The new WhatsApp UI update sucks ass. Holy shit please let software be how it is.

I choked on my own saliva and I coughed so much I felt like my chest would explode, and now I've got chest pain because of it.

I hate life at this point.

Just a simple reminder.

Do you ever feel like your mind has entered this "hyper" mode where you feel like your mind is in overdrive? Like you're processing several thoughts in your head at once, and that leaves you in a state where you can't get anything done?

It happens to me like once a week and boy is it satisfying when it goes away and I can feel my head cool down.

I've taken something I wrote in JavaScript with no guidance in 30 minutes including research and was 15 lines

and I rewrote it in rust essentially and it was ~400 lines (in the end...) and a week and I basically copied someone else's repo but made it shorter (lol)

this feels like coderbaiting

My freelancing journey so far:

In Jan, I continued working for an Indian client I got back in November last year. A Shopify app built with Laravel/MySQL stack.

In Feb, I got three more clients. One, who's from Bulgaria, wants a Shopify app built with Laravel/MySQL
The second one, who's from the UK, wants me to convert their Yii2 application to Laravel.
The third one, also a UK client, wants me to integrate a fulfillment center to their Shopify store.

This month, I continued working for the above clients and now the Bulgarian client wants me to work on a Typescript + Svelte application. I'm really excited for it.

So yeah.. Just wanted to share it. I'm not making a point or any joke or something.

Dog of the day. This golden retriever is what I imagine when I think about "a good boy"

Dog of the day

Just a reminder.

my roommate is gone half the week because he's on vacation and I'm realizing I have no idea how to live alone and how weird that will be

I mean he's been gone before but... he's moving out later, and I've never lived alone before. there's some kind of weird psychological loss of safety from it, even though he's been kind of an unsupportive drag on me literally the whole time I've known him so it's literally fully irrational. I am in much confusion of feelings

You !

Yes You !

Relax your forehead.
Unclench your jaw.
Straighten your back.

Okay, you can now continue scrolling.

Fuck Sora. Fuck OpenAI. Fuck AI.

And Fuck any influencer who's running screaming doomsday is coming.

I spent 9 hours today playing Yakuza 0.
I got nothing done.
And I'm proud of that.