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Software Engineer/Wizard
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.NET, C#, C++, Java

Joined devRant on 4/15/2016

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CAFEBABE

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Any game devs here with mobile games we can play?

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When they find a bug at 4:50

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When you actually finish everything early

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What do you do for a job?
I'm a software engineer.
What is that?
Google it

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Super excited to fill my cubicle with my new devRant stickers on Monday 😃

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Happy Friday! For all you programmers that have unresolved bugs, best of luck on fixing them before 5! :)

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When you try to figure out why the program won't break out of a loop.

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My teammate just said they don't know what OOP is 🙃

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When I'm told I need to use Internet Explorer

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12pm : "I found a bug!" - "ok I'll fix it"

5pm : "I found a bug!" - "call pest control"

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"You work with computers right? Why won't my television work?"

Why do people think that because I 'work with computers' that I can fix televisions?

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When someone I dislike asks me to fix a problem on their computer.

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Anyone else flip off their computer at least twice a day when debugging? 👱🏼🖕🏻🖥

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We are all wizards

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Finishing code - 1 day

Waiting for Business to get you the files you need for an import - 3 decades

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Drop some programming puns

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Non programmers will never look at everyday problems the same way programmers do.

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When your app is in internal testing and you tell them specifically "this part won't work in test" .. Then 20 minutes later you get an email about it as a bug. 😞

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PM - "can you add this word to the application? You have 4 weeks"

PM - "can you strip the database, refill it with new fields and implement it so that it works across a wide range of companies? You have 1 hour"

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I was working on a bug in a legacy application and I was the first person to open the project in 10 years.. Found all the variables named with swears.. It was hilariously difficult to figure out what was happening lmao..

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"Ok the query looks good, lets execute it"
--executes--
"WAIT FUCK CANCEL IT"

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When you open a huge project for the first time to fix a bug and see no comments.
😐🔫

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Error? Hmm, I better try to re-run it a couple hundred more times before I try to fix it.. Just in case it magically works again.

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"Why is this not working, it was working before!!??😤"
--finally fix problem--
"How the hell was it working before??"

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