Chuck Norris doesn't debug , he just stare down till the code confesses

Chatbots have been handy since the beginning of time.

I'm going to add "Ability to memorize numerous passwords" to my resume.

Will I ever write a complex migration that runs flawlessly on the first go??? 😑😕

It's official:
Lunch break == catch up on devRant

I can't be the only one

reality

Indeed 😆

Pregnant developer = No coffee = OMG 😱

Best project management tool for webdev, for small/medium sized teams (5-10 people) and projects? Must include quick project setup with checklist templates.

When you clear your cache and everything magically works again.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

lol 😂

I hate when people Endorse you for no reason!

when you're stuck on something for days and have a breakthrough all of a sudden

Working from home and feeling very guilty.

we i look at a legacy system

In the zone coding... oh what's this? A text from the wife? Apparently now's the time to resolve last night's fight.

Boss: we need to standardize the CMS we use.

Me: well 90% of what we build are custom Wordpress deployments...

Boss: yeah but Wordpress is best suited for all our clients.

Me: well yeah, I know...we could use Django or Rails and give the clients more customized solutions...

Boss: yeah but not all of our developers know those frameworks, and they require maintenance...

Me: -_- we could really use Jekyll for most sites we build

Boss: yeah, but what about our clients that want a blog?

Me: ...we can build a blog with anything...

Boss: ...we just need to standardize what we use.

Yay! Another meeting to go over a design concept for the next version of our website, awesome this makes meeting 16

When you bust your ass for a client and they are actually grateful!

The new devRant sticker looks good on e laptop 😁

Secret of success...

#Startup

Developer voting system uses +1 and -1 instead of ++ and -- 🤓

Who want free sandwich?

Well that's right!

#random

Programmer: ..coding..

"Planet explodes"

Programmer: removes earbud:

"...what?"

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

its not a bug (beetle) it's a feature!