Learning a new technology:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
6. Ohh, cool feature~

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

If I had a child I would name him or her "sudo" so I would be sure he/she would do what I say.
"Sudo don't touch the oven!"

Programmers be like this

When you sign up for anything online, put the websites name as your middle name. That way when you receive spam/advert emails, you will know who sold your info.

:o didn't know it

I laughed at this so hard

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Found file called 'bullshit' in my work folder with list of packages and no comment whatsoever. I wonder what did my past self wanted to do with those packages... What was this list for? Sounds important. And back then (month ago) I thought it was obvious. Sometimes I wonder what games is my past self playing with me...

If clicking would work

If you put a Unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?

We want this <sarcasm> tag w3c 😀

now you know what to do ;)

Random memories

I didn't know devRant was two months old..you all rant like you've been here since 2011

Troll Google

“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

The junior dev sent me this and it made me chuckle.

A shitty solution isn't better than no solution, but a solution found when taking a shit... now that is always the right solution.

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?

The dark them feels good on the eyes. Thank you devrant.

Bug types:
- hardware 1%
- software 5%
- peopleware 94%

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Programming is a lot like playing video games. It challenges you to beat quests/tasks and hunt enemy bugs while providing boss levels in the form of large projects with tight deadlines and project managers who like to move the goal posts.

When trying to enter the bios....

Thats just how it is