Mein Feed.
More like Mein Kampf ^^

((((((((WhaTS(So(GreaT(ABouT(LISP(((())))))))))))))))

^^

Normally I would say this has been done to apply the clean code paradigm.

So I'm more than a little disappointed when you presented us the usage.

Hetzner is hosting an unprofessional crawler called pixray.
This piece of s*** ignores the robot.txt files and spams our shopping platform.

Forget about Hyper-V and use vagrant with a Linux docker vm

And down you go

One ... Million.... Troops....
...............
wow....

^^

Yeah. It does have it's role in development.
Important thing tho is that codereviews are more efficient when you're doing it 1 on 1.
Why? Because of the rubber duck effect.
You're explaining your code adjustments to another dev or even a qa makes you think twice and thrice about it.

How long does it take?
In average a code review takes about 30 minutes.

@HampusMa
I feel like complaining because huawei decided to cancel any os update for my device.
Jep. I'm not willing to spend respectable amount of money for just fixing small bugs in my smartphone os.
Sue me. :P

@HampusMa
Sadly, I'm still on Android 7

Same here on an android device.
Tuning off flight-mode naturally activates Bluetooth, because of reasons.

I guess YouTube accuses itself to kill the power capacity.

And we praaaaaay for freedom!

It's a feature.

A wake-on-electric-shock feature if a user is going to fall asleep as he had planned to work instead.

xD

You can clearly see, that this object exists only because of decoration purpose.

Why is that, you may ask?

Well, the end of the slide looks quite untouched by hedonistic butts ^^

On the other hand not paying the staff properly is kind of fun too, cynical fun :P

@Jilano
I know.
But that's some next level shit! ^^

What I forgot to mention, I'm now on meth.
xD

Learn fast and well or you won't be a part of the next learning evolution generation.

xD

What's the matter.
Just do

translateValue =
-1 !== translateValue.indexOf(',')
? translateValue
: translateValue + ',' + translateValue;

Before the splitting.

I usually sit down only a few minutes per day.
The same for standing up :P

@linuxxx
You have a strong point in that.
On the other hand, those enterprises are sitting literally on each others laps.
I mean it's the goddamn silicon valley.

And! Somehow they are able to track their mssql metrics with the PHP mssql implementation.... -_-

He has got da riddim' ! ^^

xD

@nukasev
Not with TDD ;)

Developer: "It's just a line of CSS which has been touched"
Salesman: "JUST USE ZE ZUPR FANCY CHANGE NODES !!11NineElevenWasMadeUp!11!!"

More like web-hookers

So as an ultimate option you can redirect the output of System.out.println() to a log-database...

@rm-rf-root
A pretty damn fine badass response
xD

What do you guys think of Mr. Robot: The Musical?

xD xD xD

Did you "lifeInSpain === gradle.build"-?

U-u- unit-test!
U-u- unit-test!
U-u- unit-test!
U-u- unit-test!