Dev1: I started work at a new company.

Dev2: Cool, how is it?

Dev1: Well its ok... but they are a bit weird.

Dev2: How weird.

Dev1: Very weird, they round my pay to 1000 insted of 1024.

Dev2: Yeah weird.

As a google fan boy this makes me very uncomfortable...

please contact god for detail information

Most coder relationship status,
mine too.

"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not." - Yogi Berra

Finally got my new coding buddy! Gilfoyle will hopefully help me to straighten up my miserable code. Praise the dark lord 😀

Teaching some python to my cat

Client asked to change the shade of blue to a little lighter shade. Deleted the hex code and typed the same hex code again and showed it to him. Instantly approved.

try{
❤️
}catch(){
🍺
}

I feel awkward when my boss is creeping behind. Of course, I can switch the screen in a hurry, but such behavior is suspicious, and sometimes I don’t notice him. So, in order to switch the screen without being suspected, I create a system that automatically recognizes that he is approaching to me and hides the screen.

https://github.com/Hironsan/...

Source: http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/...

Gamers behold

All to often I have trouble falling asleep because I can't stop thinking about my code.

Silicon Valley Season 4 is coming on HBO in April...

Its one of my favs when it comes to series...
What do you watch? Except Mr. Robot

Me doing CSS:

When my git became guitar hero 😂😂

alias please="sudo"
please apt-get son