@jestdotty

"I never ate the gum under desks... uegh"

Nobody did this. It was all reaction fodder.

Please don't tell the bugs that live in your eyebrows to stop having sex on your face at night.

This can't be real:

https://fortune.com/2025/08/...

Tell me this is satire.

I also hear that end of year companies rush to get people to work by January. You got this!

@retoor spread the word.

Damn it bitch! How long you been at this? I had one interview like 3 months ago.

Every day I looked at linkedin feed and realize I don't know what the fuck I am doing.

I just finally updated my headline. I feel a bit sick in that I need to play their game to even get noticed.

@D-4got10-01 How many astronauts can you fit in a sedan?

12, two in front, three in back, and seven in the ash tray.

@D-4got10-01 they knew her shampoo brand. They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach...

Give a man a correct answer, and you created a SaaS dependent for life.

@Lensflare "It’s a feature. How else would users be motivated to buy new hardware?"

Are you sure you didn't work for Apple?

Are we to the point that some people have never used a computer without SSD?

I had to build an embedded Linux box. I ran it from a usb stick. The OS didn't have write permission unless directed by the user. So the usb stick never got any wear on its flash under normal use. It was a 486/586 single board computer I think. IIRC it booted in less than 5 seconds. I mean, all it had to do was boot minimal services and start a serial to tcp server. So it wasn't heavy lifting.

Dude scrolling onlyfans with his dick.

Well, what would cause the medium for light to change in a uniform way? Light through air travels at a different speed than light in a vacuum, or through water.

I have experienced sound traveling at a lower speed in fog before. It probably is why fog is eerie. The rules change.

Just block port 80. Complete protection.

Just write back to the CEO and say you are available to suck dick anytime.

@Lensflare ?, no. I can't stop ads in youtube app. I can stop ads in browser youtube. I guess it prob depends on settings. But there are websites I never knew had ads until I saw them on mobile where there is less control.

I prematurely ejaculated so my poor wife only got 45 orgasms.

@retoor well @12bitfloat is Rust dev. So prob chicks with dicks.

So I applied to the Democratic National Committee for a software engineer job.

When asked why I applied I just said: I want to suck Michelle's dick. Not really, I just said some shit about being a software dev and the job needs a good software dev. I did say I was from Idaho so we will see if they even take it seriously.

@whimsical only if he drives a Subaru.

It worked on Edge. But I can't do 60 of these. I got fatigued at 20.

@retoor Firefox. Stop trying to hack my machine. ;-)

"Quiz Complete!

Your Score:

0 / 0

You survived the rant storm."

Cannot take quiz. This is what it shows me.

@whimsical Israel did that for people who came from a black population, but had the genetic markers for being Jewish. People that could trace their lineage back to Abraham. So Israel forced them to be sterile (for some time) to enter Israel.

"taking a good shit"

This is a reminder that I am not criticizing your choice of "taking a shit". I might suggest that leaving one is far more healthy. However, if you are in a pinch and need to take one, I can go leave one for you.

When I did this it was on windows 7. I had to run a python script as a service to monitor serial tcp programs that would die. If one died it would restart the process. I don't remember how it worked, but I do remember getting some kind of template for running python as a windows service. Not sure if that is helpful. It has been at least 10 years since I worked on that.

Was this part of job search? The CEO probably really likes you now.

@retoor maybe he is into eating dicks. That is why he burned his. To see what cooked dick tastes like.

@TrayKnots bough...bough mamma

@cafecortado

$ git config --global init.defaultBranch yourmom

We can do better.

Quick question: Why is your take on things any more valid than anyone else's take on things? The normal TV/media subsciber is not going to believe any of this. Not until they have a life changing event that wakes them up and they start asking questions.