What will happen:

A critical piece of software will not have the expertise or oversight of a decent software engineer. It will cause millions/billions of dollars of loss. The same techbros will write articles about how they knew this would happen. Might even kill people if in a critical enough function. A big movement to increase code quality will occur. Oversight programmers will be hired. It will be a giant cluster fuck to unfuck millions of man hours worth of code. Companies will require human coded software in certain industries.

I will say this happens in 5 years or less.

@Lensflare I just assume its that guy named Buttfuck or Buttfon? I dunno.

So the site has selfies?

Any prospects of escaping that communist state?

Boise is pretty liberal, but lots of tech jobs out that way. East Idaho is pretty shitty for programming jobs though.

@D-4got10-01 I thought the bottle being upside down to be hilarious. That is a code problem for Monday...

@12bitfloat I have to assume its Buggerfon downvoting

@cuddlyogre yeah, there was 2 more frames, but they were so inconsistent between frames.

@Lensflare I should have done a link to the ad for context. Oh well.

I don't even use JoyRant and don't get why someone would downvote this. Is BuggerOn doing this?

Another take:

@D-4got10-01 is it shit or chocolate yogurt/icecream?

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Our kebab place went out of business. I think the owner died.

@Lensflare true humor is always in the tags

@0bx0 If they do I would assume they were an autistic fuck, and we could be friends.

Autistic fucks unite!

@Root oh so sowwy! <bows continuously as I back away>

edit: oh, and @retoor attached a bot to her account. apparently its the insult bot.

@Lensflare prefers Apple OnlyOrifice

@retoor your bot is outa control @retoor. You need an exclusion for people like @root. @root is still devrant queen, okay princess?

@Lensflare

Isn't all work about people at some point?

This is something specific to mobile devices and its some Oracle issue. What does this have to do with Windows?

https://darkreading.com/endpoint-se...

I am having trouble to even determine which devices might be affected. There is some reference to Google Pixel, but it mentioned it being an issue with dev devices?

If its x86, then the only place it won't run is on a Mac. This is an acceptable loss.

As spam goes, this is a fair attempt at humor.

@root face it, your awesome, and they aren't smart enough to appreciate you.

@CoreFusionX the experience I have had with software and electrical engineers is that they just "figure it out" and only ask questions when they have tried a few things. Even our tech support tries to break things first. They are pretty good at asking intelligent questions.

@retoor

@retoor wait, what are you doing to the duck?

@retoor it logged in this time

@retoor snek won't let me login. Just goes to login screen after border on login turns green. Is snek broken?

@Lensflare I see people write chained function shit with map (or other commands like it) with embedded functions and wonder how they wrote it in the first place. Just the mass of symbols all in one place causes fatigue. I suppose someone could get used to that. But I don't want to.