Finally i knew it, you always give me a false promise, I shouldn’t trust you from the first time we meet. Damn you JS Developer 🤦‍♂️

I dont know why, but i am happy if able to apt-get update && apt-get upgrade without an error, is anyone feels same? 😂

If you were buy winrar license, please tell me who you are?
Kinda curious if there is anyone in this universe that buy it 😂

Watch your son 😈

Another words to explain that you are utilize computer to the maximum potential is: I can warm my meals without microwave 😂

I love computer because he never lie and just can’t lie

If someone asking me stupid question

Someone: can you hack my gf social media?
Me: Are you a human? [ 10$^10£ - 0.5¥ = ?INR ]

No matter how hard you try to stick magnet with a wood it just won’t work out in any way.

i hope its possible to change the wood into metal just like as easy as type-casting an integer into string, but it just won’t happen anyway~~

Once i only know Red,Green and Blue
but "recently" i learned that we can produce any colors by using Red,Green and Blue and you teaching me that there is more colors in this life that i never thought before

There is normal to have an unexpected exception in a life.

If you learn to code, you know thats why there is try/catch exist, so when you try something and there is an exception you know how to pass it.

Why? So whenever something goes unexpected from your expectation you already have an exception for it and just pass it rather than making your entire mind crashing!

did i need to explain again about this?

translate from image : "because our new migration user can login using password=email"

so my question is where the actual password sh!t

Finally :D

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs."
- Kuwaddo

When you take computer message seriously,

Source at the images

Why people like thit still exists!!!
#Ffffdddddduuuuuuuucccckkkkk

when you not sleep for a year!

There are two kinds of people in the world: the ones who understand devRant and the ones who don't. =))

I have no idea why he doing this ._.

When you install a program and you realize just beat a world record.

Someone ask to me as a security engineer.

Bro : what do you think about most secure way to authenticate, i read news using fingerprint no longer safe?
Me : yes they can clone your fingerprint if you take a photo with your fingerprint to camera.
Bro : so what is the other way to authenticate more secure and other people can't see in picture ?
Me : D*ck authentication is more secure now, other people can't see your d*ck pattern right?

Only good programmer knows how to make a child with fork.

it's better google just showing gay support image not gay image in action

Teacher : Hello, this is your son school, we're having some computer problem
Mom : Did he break something ?
Teacher : Did you REALLY name your son Robert'); DROP Table Students;-- -
Mom : oh. yes little boby table we call him