- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Don't you hate when you switch languages and start to mix up naming conventions?

Ruby 2.3
1.5.round == 2
2.5.round == 3

Ruby 2.4
1.5.round == 2
2.5.round == 2

Have Fun!

Well finally over 1000 ++

Doing the impossible...

.work-life-balance {
display: flex;
}

Every time I work on a new side project...

*git init*

Well...things are getting pretty serious

I go to my day job and people ask:

'So what you going to do with your 3 days off?'

'I'm going to code'

'Noooo you should relax and chill'

'I WISH!!!'

When bugs are trying to tell you something...

'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

Them: which language should I learn? JavaScript or Jquery?'

Me:

When you're procrastinating on Facebook too much so you procrastinate on devRant instead...

Every single time I try and watch a coding related video on YouTube at the start I hear

'You need a website? Why not do it yourself..'

And I always respond with a sarcastic,

'Uh..why don't you go fuck yourself'

If you know...you know..

It's my birthday today

DevRant is actually the best, so many birthday wishes, thank you all

I need a desk mascot any recommendations?

!rant

Anybody else use coffee to postpone eating because you're too busy or on a role of bug free coding?

Looking at code you wrote 2 months ago....

Twitter spamming information making you think what you're learning is useless, I'm just trying to learn and get a job 😩

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn't node how to express himself

!rant

Need advice, learnt HTML CSS and light JavaScript and abit of Jquery, moving to back end stuff now but what should I learn, been told python is great, but with node coming to JS has made it more popular..any(unbiased) help please?

Self taught with online materials and the occasional book...still learning though

Programming job, who gets it?

Interviewer: Please count to 10.

Applicant: 1-2-3...

Interviewer...

'Betas' on amazon prime (original) is pretty damn good, easy watch and funny as hell

It's about a group of developers who create a product and try to find investors while balancing their crazy lives in Silicon Valley, I love it

'React JS functional fun'

A tweet about reactjs, #'d with 'python' and an image of the ruby logo....someone's tired this Friday 😂

Looking for the keyboard Elliot uses In season 1 on mr robot and I found a bug

TECHNICALLY it's displaying the correct CSS...just the CSS code instead 😂

I used codeacademy, codeschool.com, books and just practise

So this company wanted their site launched early..so I coded for 3 days straight, hardly a wink of sleep and I launched it by the new deadline they gave me. Then they send me screenshots of a million problems with CSS and I'm like...THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUSH YOU STUPID PRICKS

Can I have some experience so I can get experience to apply for jobs that require experience please?

17 increments away from 1000 😃