@Silvus my boss, your boss the people that give us money.... you know those guys. 😂

@Silvus a list will / should never start with 0 on the front end.

Dammit, I'm not heavy enough to post our rant!

@FitzSuperUser so you want evidence and facts?

Fact: you have never built a scalable enterprise solution.

Fact: you are not capable of doing that.

Fact: you are unemployable and hot headed.

Fact: things that "cone" to mind causes brain freeze.

Fact a 20 year old doesn't know the difference between his head and his ass.

Fact your dad hugged too much.

Fact: you think everybody on the train is a bully, and make you feel uncomfortable.

Fact: you have produced no evidence of your capabilities.

Evidence of your head up your ass: This rant.

Why did they fix your code again?

Stay out of your mother's liquor cabinet cause your dad needs it to deal with his disappointment of a son when he gets home. Ps when the fuck are you moving out?

You sound like you have all your shit together, maybe you should of just hit up your phone as a hot spot... but then again you are not a problem solver, your a wordpress plugin installer. It's a good thing you have your own company now... no more stressful interviews.

Just here being a cunt. --

@FitzSuperUser you personally insulted every developer on the planet. Your rant history shows little respect for anyone and you even make bets in the naming of your first born son, which you lost. So you are clearly not as right as you think you are...

I love this shit parade, and being called a cunt is the greatest compliment you could have given me because it's a pretty safe bet that you call everyone smarter than yourself that.

Just remember when your only tool is a hammer all you see is nails... You will never actually give your clients the best solution for their money/needs you will just keep shoving them into WP. But then again the only jobs you probably get are setting up blogs so I guess it doesn't really matter.

@FitzSuperUser oh man I never thought of it like that, let's apply your logic to architecture and break down all the old buildings like fuck it there's a new way of building things.

Let's stop talking English, Mandarin is the way to go.

Let's reboot science we all know crystals and good feelings are the new standards and there is no place for actual science.

Listen here mate, you are new to the development game, and you clearly feel the need to prove yourself. Calm down, think about what you say before you say it. You are the worst kind of developer, you can't completely rewrite a whole project every time someone releases a new fucking framework or new coding standard.

What does stack overflow require HTML5 for? And while it's down being re-coded, where the fuck are you going to get your code from?

I would love to hear your amazing suggestions.

Yeah I'm sure everyone is lining up to have a 20-year-old cunt nugget to review their work.

On a second note no one gives two fucks about your 2 user WordPress site.

My team builds scalable cross-platform solutions for corporate clients, and normally we don't have two seconds to waste on something this stupid but its our day off, and you just happened to be here.

So while your begging your next client to pay you, we will be enjoying our large profits and trolling the shit out of you.

Merry xmas, you are such a great gift.

@FitzSuperUser dearest ass hat comparing .net developers to the IE of developers while using an overbloated slow framework which is arguably the IE of php of frameworks.

But I respect your viewpoints that have formulated from the whole two minutes of your "development" career.

Ps. Find attached your previous rant about how Linux is shitty.

Pss. When Fitz has a problem with everything maybe Fitz is the problem...

@kanduvisla if by spamming you mean sharing a dev position in a dev community.. It's a position with the actual company in that picture (made by the fit chef) no 3rd party reqruitment bs. So no not spam broski

He's work is amazing, have had this background for ages. Added the text to the right, it's one of my favourite.

Try to understand parents come from a very slow moving world and things stayed constant. Our always changing high stress and heavy workload environments, scare the shit out of them and they really don't understand it.

I was developing games and my mom while very supportive told me to get a job you can't draw pictures all day... I then told her people pay a lot of money for my 'pictures'

In all my dev positions senior management doesn't even know what we really do, just that if you don't have us or IT nothing works.

Explaining what you do often will just bore everyone to death and explaining it works with magic has often just simplified my life.

I trust them to do their job and they trust me to do mine.

I am fortunate that my company sees the value provided by our team. Even though we are currently working on projects that have yet to yield significant income.

Oh if only all user calls came with free coffee... the world would be a better place.

@erikdreyer11 why would welcome be your h1?

@SirusAmory I will never understand how clients are happy with service and product then go external only for them to bugger things up and then come back to you being like 'sooooo we decided to use you instead.😶' no you decided to try and cheat on me and nw want me to save your ass... again.

To be honest @dfox should just make it the default theme.

@lotd your most welcome. 😅 Do one thing everyday that scares you :D

Only tools install bars... :P

@lotd also silver light or unity.

Everyone knows that wp-admin is code for Web pro admin and not word press.

21 You can do anything but you cant do everything.

@scv4me so it wasn't as bad as you thought. Well done! When do you start?

Agreed makes perfect sense, people that aren't carpenters building furniture so it's only natural for people that aren't Web developers to build websites

Use a VPN :P see if that bypasses their bs.

@kyokid nothing is perfect, but it is pretty logical.

LinkedIn is just so meh...

Have fun!