Meeting deadlines would be like

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

If you ever feel useless remember, Samsung has it's own App store

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

True...

My work desktop:

When deadline is near..

Best update message so far 😂😂🎅🤶

P.S. continue in the comments

😂😂 Innovation

I give out ++ like their candy. What can I say I like to increment

I was expecting a couple of stickers from DigitalOcean. Little did I know this is what they were sending. 😁

When it's time to go into evil mode

Just found this in some website code.

Purchase made.

.toblerone {
padding: 25%;
}

It's not a bug. It's a feature!! 😂

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

The life of a frontend developer

For a flipping two hours the code wasn't working. Then I saw this single dot instead of comma...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pain the ass sales guy walks into my office uninvited. Looks at one of my screens which has sftp copying a lot of files and spewing out each one. He asks what that "nonsense" is.

I politely tell him that it is all his sales data and I am deleting it. At which point I got up and went to lunch with no further discussion.

The next phone call I received was from my boss asking me to stop fucking with the sales people. I hope he learned to knock after this.

This happens way to often😔😂

Lesson 1: Valid HTML Tags

Different levels of programming...

Clients wants a complete reworked of their e-commerce website - sure will cost X amount.

It needs to be done before black Friday - nope

Someone : I am pro web designer
Me : (Add /wp-admin )

Girlfriend: "Test"

Me:"?"

Girlfriend: "just checking. My text would not send..."

Me:"so you pinged me?"

Girlfriend:"Yes. :)"

Me: "198.403.10.32"

:)) finally a good answer

Things I wish I could tell my 18 year old self.

1) Accept you will make mistakes.
2) Truly learn the language you are using.
3) Write idiomatic code for the language you are using.
4) Be upfront about not knowing something.
5) Don't let not knowing something stop you from learning it.
6) None of us knew X until we learned it.
7) Understand your strengths and weaknesses as a developer, play to them.
8) Be willing to try new things.
9) X language isn't ALWAYS the best choice, X paradigm isn't ALWAYS the best choice. Choose wisely.
10) You won't know everything, but you might know more than others.
11) Your ideas and ego don't matter more than ensuring the product works.
12) "Perfection is the enemy of the good [enough]" - Voltaire
13) "Perfection is not achieved when there's nothing more to add, but when there's nothing more to remove." - Einstein.
14) Conflicts happen, deal with it.
15) Develop a toolset and really learn them.
16) Try new tools, they may prove better than what you were using.
17) Don't manage your own memory unless you absolutely have to, you are probably not smarter than the collective intelligence of the team that built the various garbage collection methods.
18) People can be dicks, especially online.
19) If you are new and people are being dicks to you, did you skip past the irc message about etiquette? If you did, you're the dick in this situation.
20) It can be tough, but it is fun, so have fun!

Don't try to learn every fucking framework out there.

Best advice