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Found a guy working at Microsoft with this bio.
"Software Engineer at Microsoft. Loves Linux, the cloud, Vim, and DevOps. But mostly Linux"
Like come on Microsoft, even they choose Linux over Windows21 -
LinkedIn Manager to Satya Nadella:
LM: Hey, how are you doing? At Linkedin we need to buy Github accounts.
SN: Just a min... Yes. We bought Github for $7.5 billion.
LM: Dude, we need github account for our developers. It’s just $21/user.
SN: WTF🤦🏻♂️2 -
Hate to admit it but: I went back to Windows on my dev machine after running Linux as main OS for like 10 years. I came to the point where I'm tired of driver problems and broken bootloaders and just want things to work...37
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You pay a dev for 8 hours of work, he/she thinks about (ie. works on) the problem for 24...
Best deal ever :/2 -
Probably posted before, still funny!
alias yolo='git commit -am "DEAL WITH IT" && git push -f origin master'1 -
Time to change my skills from PHP developer to AI researcher, Blockchain engineer and grab some thousand dollars deal on Freelancer
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I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.5
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Most irritating thing I have to deal with when working on a project with a third-party:
{
status: 200,
message: "error"
}7 -
Haha I know your secret now computers. now it's time to expose your secret so nobody has to deal with slowness
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Built my 1st ryzen 7 2700 desktop with RTX2070 using Black Friday deal. Also got a free copy of battlefield 👍
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Genuinely upset that I don't have wifi
Fuck Irma
Fuck this.
I can deal without a/c, not wifi.
Kill me.4 -
So what's preventing me from launching my startup/service/platform to the public? Not ready to deal with users like Nancy.
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How you can hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders...
1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer
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The Humble bundle currently offers a bunch of Linux related books. Some gimp shit, and some blender shit.
The thing is, they have the Linux Programming interface by Michael Kerrisk for 30 dllrs(in total for everything)
Ladies and gents, that right there is a DAMN good deal. That book is fucking gold. Used it during Uni, didn't get to keep it. 30 bucks for a bunch of pdfs, ebook and mobi plus a book that for itself is worth more? Shiet son. It will pump up both your Linux and C chops I would tell ya that much.
I'd made that deal.
What about you Utivich, you'd made that deal?
Utivich: I'd made that deal.
I don't blame you. DAMN GOOD deal.9 -
Can we just stop hating on some programming languages? What's the point? All languages have their pros and cons. Deal with it.20
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these are the kinds of commits i have to deal with :|
like "it's already past 5 o'clock! i have to leave!"
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Bloomberg has revealed that Google has signed a secret deal with Mastercard that allows it to track what users buy offline19
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Guys! For every 300 ++s @dfox sends out a signed envelope and a free stress ball! It's like the best deal ever!
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2007 - Hey you, can you hack my gf's facebook account?
2017 - Eh! Can you hack my boss's Bitcoin account? 50-50 deal :-) -
Maybe, iOS developers get paid higher than Android developers because it's MORE STRESSFUL to use Xcode and deal with Apple Certificates.4
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Saw this popup in my feed today. Glad I've never had to deal with code like this.
Sauce: @LoganDice@mastodon.social
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Hey guys how do you deal with juniors who code like this?
As a Senior this give me OCD and anxiety.
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Current lappy got about 4GB RAM and not enough cores. I can't even run krita without it slowing down more the more I work on a file.
It would be frustrating if only I wasn't so depressed.
So yeah, due to being broke and lack of nerves, I'm gonna completely stop working on the comic for now.22 -
Not a Rant but a question..
How would you deal with a client that has a crush on you, when you're not interested at all?13 -
Isn’t it ironic that the only browser that can’t deal with Google Calendar’s importing is Chrome? It has been broken for months now.
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Biggest challenge was to accept that no matter where you go, what you do, you will have to deal with stupid people.
They come in all ranges, starting from hr, interns, juniors, coworkers, code reviewers, seniors, managers, boss, clients.
And in order to grow in life, you have to learn to deal with them. Better even if you could make them a little less stupid.2 -
Having to deal with shit code as a new employee so you don't step on any toes...
Who knew developers had such egos. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯10 -
MFW I have to deal with an array that has various objects of many types and it's not easily debuggable because the backend is multithreaded.
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Yeah! Have one week to write from scratch a standalone app with an embedded db that I've never worked with in an area that I have close to no knowledge and it's all my fault , wish me luck 🙏3
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" What's the big deal ?
It's just an if condition right ? " - Every manager / product owner ever.
And all the devs be like #facepalm !2 -
When you rise too early because you've lots of pending works to deal with but you're still confused which one to pick first!
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So this dubass left our company but convinced my boss to migrate our new stuff stack to react+firebase...
Already distributing my resume...2 -
Wait so Win 11 is real?
What happened to the whole Windows 10 is forever and it'll just be updated deal?9 -
All the articles about javascript fatigue lately. Omg just shut the fuck up already. Being a developer is hard, deal with it2
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Here for you, just so you cant sleep this night:
while (true) {
new long;
cout<<"Deal with it, motherfucker ";
}7 -
It's oddly satisfying to see other devs rant about the shit they go through. And yet, I can't deal with the shit that people rant on non-dev related on Facebook.
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Why are you expected to have people management skills as your experience grows? I don't want to deal with people, I just want to deal with my code 😢😫7
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It's faster to design a database, import data from Excel, and run queries than having to deal with these formula shit4
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When you know they are going to curse you like "rom is unstable... you broke my phone" so you deal them like this 😂
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How do you explain to your family exactly what a programmer does all day? Like they think our job is no big deal sometimes...9
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Many'o'times I had to deal with a parent or friend that didn't understand how to NOT "accept" everything on a 3rd party program...
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[how to deal with impostor syndrome]
By consuming the flesh of the innocent, or learning new skills, i forgot which one.2 -
When you're panic attacks stop Midway as you realise you don't have the time to deal with that shit you know you need a break1
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Buy a Nvidia card for my PC and deal with its drivers on Linux or buy an amd card? What do you think guys?6
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I mean yeah I use command line Git to manage sets of Minecraft mods. It's not a big deal or anything.
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Creating a json in Swift!? Not a joke. Real code I had to deal with... (just changed variables and text)
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Time math is one of the most headache inducing parts of any programming project. I'd rather deal with uncommented recursion and regex.8
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You can't have it both ways. There will always be some cons. Just gotta deal with it and hustle! 👊1
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Something to cheer you up mid-week:
> alias yolo='git commit -am "DEAL WITH IT" && git push -f origin master' -
When three out of your five classes at school have to deal with computers or programming you almost want to go to school5
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Awhile ago someone mentioned Freepik and interested to buy the premium package, if my memory serves me. I forgot who.
But Freepik is giving 40% off right now.
// I'm just a Freepik user sharing for anyone interested. I don't get any promotion fees (sadly) ☹️
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Hi,
how do you deal with a client claiming you broke something when you didn't upload anything to the server yet?9 -
How to deal with a boss who wants you to work overtime for free?
Me rightnow: Working overtime for free on a sunday morning 😂32 -
*goes on eBay looking for a rack*
This looks like a nice deal.
*scrolls dow-*
Oh, my cat is going to love this.
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I'm gonna start by assuming I'm not the only one who has to deal with this (because that's the case in almost any "Am I the only one that x?"), so here it goes...
How do you deal with the urge to use a framework / library for everything?
I started to notice this behavior in myself a few months back, "there's definitely someone who has already made this, so why should I reinvent the wheel?", and my biggest fear is to become someone who just links chunks of code 'till it works. Did you had to deal with this at some point? What was your approach to this "problem"?3 -
A fellow uni student shared this deal with everyone in our security course. The first place I thought of re-sharing it was here.
https://humblebundle.com/books/...
Hopefully my fellow devranters will find this a good deal.5 -
I only have stories of dating affecting my code, relationships are so energy consuming... So much easier to be alone and deal with it.2
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You know what I had to deal with
A bunch of these shit
try{
//Shitty cluster fuck excuse for java
//code
}catch(Exception e){
}1 -
How to deal with a tech illiterate Karen-type client who uses tech related words even she/he don't even understand them?2
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You don't deal with low motivation..
Low motivation deals with you.
(try learning something new online, it'll certainly make you feel powerful)2 -
I think credit card comanies should pay me for using cards not vice versa.. or don't do shit like this when I am paying for it...
https://bloomberg.com/news/...2 -
How to deal with merge-conflicts:
1. You don't
2. Just clone the whole repo anew again and start over dude -
working as developer, actually android and java. Maybe not a big deal for you but it is, for me at least3
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I can now tell if a client will be difficult before... I do the work.
Good skill to have, I can tell them to fuck off1 -
Not sure if someone posted this already, but on https://stickermule.com/unixsticker... there's currently a deal for 10 laptop stickers for one dollar.2
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It seems a really good deal to buy the card and then flip it keep the games. Who do you guys think 🤔
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How do you deal with a cocky coworker? Someone who is actually fairly smart, but those odd times they are wrong they brush it off like it’s no big deal. They think their ideas and code are a godsend but in reality they are just as proficient as most other developers here.3
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"Hey, we've made these deprecating changes for the whole company"... "but no migration guide, deal with it"2
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Our configuration manager is leaving for a new job and now the office is crumbling.
How do you deal with person dependencies at your workplace?4 -
Saw a rant on proverbs and thought of one,
The customer who is always right is most usually wrong.
*sigh*1 -
Europe... DST was yesterday and today two different arguments on how to deal with time changes...
Every time, the same arguments...4 -
I got an instruction to follow exactly what the client wants with the design i have made because they are also a “designer” and guess what
A nissan juke just got transformed into fucking fiat multipla
As long the client happy i must deal with it even it against my will
So sad and mad looking my design becoming something else
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Someone should make a movie about three ghosts that haunt a BLOODY CROOK who makes his employees and coworkers burn the midnight oil in the bloody CHISTMAS EVE because the fucker haven't finished something that should have been ready TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO.
The ghost of Christmas past shows the fucker that he was a bloody LAZY KID who made his elderly relatives cook, host, clean, wash the dishes and everything else all by themselves during family-gathering season.
The ghost of Christmas present shows him his employees' children teary eyed that daddy doesn't get to watch cartoons with them before bedtime (we're not Christians but just because my house is a steak-free zone it doesn't mean my kids don't expect gifts from santa, like most kids in their school!)
The ghost of Christmas future shows a Netflix documentary on how the fucker got arrested for being a BLOODY CROOK that gets played by some actor who is a hollywood-level jerk who beats his wife. And the show gets a 3% on rotten tomatoes, just to salt the wound. Oh, and a voiceover says the real BLOODY CROOK hanged himself in prison or something and his family is happy he did it.
Fuck, I hate, for real hate, people whose tardiness bleeds out on honestly-working people. I had to wake up one of my devs to fix the SHIT that the bloody crook higher-up shat on us.
My guy is getting a raise as soon as I can scream at the bean counters and my boss will be getting some loooooong, data-rich report on how the bloody crook's department is pissing in our soup.
Fuck everything.2 -
Management fixes our slow running buggy code problem by exactly copying every file into separate version control depots so that Dept A does have to deal with Dept B bugs and Dept B does have to deal with Dept A bugs to the same files.1
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This is how I deal with React Native not wanting to upgrade their code from componentWillReceiveProps to getDerivedStateFromProps. 🚀😅
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Best: ...😓...
Worst: having to deal with excel data import in C# in a server environment without drivers for working with excel files 🤐7 -
Has anybody ever had to deal with migrating a tomcat webapp to a jboss server? It's fucking bullshit.
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the best part?
90% of the time i've to deal with a computer
the worst part?
10% of the time i've to deal with stupid human beings -
Sure, ignore my request for a backend issue fix ... In return I'll ignore the deadline for this project, DEAL?????1
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How often have you gotten gigs/jobs where you felt you are overworked and underpaid. How do you deal with such clients and jobs1
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How do you deal with incompetent developers who take the glory of work because they are good at talking?7
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There is a deal on udemy for black Friday, all courses are 9.99€ in case anyone cares, I know it's really popular among devs.
I got one for unreal engine and one for python machine learning - they are well taught so far.5 -
*clears voice*
FUCK EMMC AND 32BIT UEFI WITH A BIG RUSTY POLE.
Wow that helped actually...
Now then... If anyone has any suggestions on how to actually boot Ubuntu after installation on Asus x205ta I will give them my first born son.
😈😈8 -
I'm a WordPress cowboy. I feel like the garbage man, I rarely see them but they deal with so much trash.
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What's with Chris Sacca and Mark Cuban going at it on SharkTank? They wouldn't even shake hands when investing in and app deal together. Babies5
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I honestly love arguments that deal with programming and the "proper" ways to do things in the workplace. It makes work slightly more enjoyable lol.1
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Life is like a box of choc... FUCKING MORONS, that you have to deal with or be a psychopath and kill them all2
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Maybe "non-replaceable" batteries in phones isn't a big deal after all. By the time the battery has degraded, the glass back cover is broken for certain. It's no big deal replacing both at the same time.12
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wow. Work had someone to talk about software on those space telescopes.
Compare to what they deal with, we are just monkeys! Monkeys!3 -
What the fuck is the philosophy behind ionic and similar retarded frameworks?
To not to learn two or languages/ecosystems ?
You fucking deal with more in those "hybrid" shits: Ionic itself + Cordova + Angular + Android + iOS
I'd rather write the same code twice and just deal with Android + iOS
Are all other ""Hybrid"" and pseudo-native frameworks like this?22 -
Question: How to deal with an idiot product owner?
Doesn't understand the job description. Thinks he's the manager. Controlling. Loud. Annoying. -
Just ordered a Logitech G413 for 78(!!)€. This is a good deal, can't relate why gaming keyboards are around 100€ at all.7
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Having to deal with my own stupidity.
Refactoring sometimes is as hard as remembering the date of birth of a douchebag2 -
What do you think about onecoin/ onelife? Have you heard of it? They offer pretty good deal, but is it worth the money?7
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Woohoo who else has to work the weekend because of bullshit bugs?
Please let me have the energy to deal with my coworkers on Monday5 -
How do I deal with low motivation? Ask me when I find out because I haven’t been motivated to do anything in awhile.
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How do you deal with a client in which you have to frequently explain the changes they requested back to them?6
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What's the deal with Pawn Stars? Is American culture so commercialized that people are really entertained by overly dramatic haggling?2
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Can we please pick a consistent pattern across the same app? I don't have enough short term memory to deal with this.
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Get a good deal with a coffee suplier, you will neeed a lot but a lot of coffee to keep working litle those humans do.1
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How to deal with micromanagment?
I just lose it when the team leader checks on issues on a hourly base, And dont get me started on the scrum master who checks the sprint status twice a day.
I can't quit this work but I'm losing mind here.
H-O-W T-H-E F-U-C-K do i deal with this idiotism??5 -
How do you guys deal with stress and when do you think it’s time for a new job if you’re not enjoying your current job?3
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Currently in talks with a designer girl about collaborating and coding her designs.
I've put forward my deal and the price for the work I offered to do.
Will she say yes? Will this deal happen?
Let's wait and see.3 -
How to deal with a loud speaker dev (broadcaster) who keeps the team updated with every idea coming to her mind ?!3
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How to deal with coworkers playing music on loud speaker and the genre happened to be the one that you hate the most?4
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By an absolute coincidence, my birthday just got a bit better. A guy I know wrote on social media that he had some ram to sell for ~15 USD, 16GB DDR3 (2x8).
It just so happens that today I've decided to start using my old pc again, after a year and a half of no use, which just so happens only has 8GB of RAM DDR3 :D2 -
When deal with webpack,
I know what I'm doing,
because I know "I know what I'm doing" is my imagination.🤦♂️ -
I’m still trying to work out how to deal with imposter syndrome... any advice is greatly appreciated1
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ummmm an update without where..
mates, if you are reading this plz forgive me! i was not focused!!
One fucking mistake! not a big deal.. -
I started using Go for private projects a few weeks ago.. now when I'm at work having to deal with a java monolith. 😩
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Does anyone have any experience with KeepSolidVPN? $150 for a lifetime package seems like an excellent deal.5
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How do you deal with the fact that sometimes a junior dev will have a better solution than a senior dev because he knows more on the technology/language for this new project? Maybe for this technology he should be the senior one... But how do you deal with these situations?3
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so when you have to get your programming computer fixed how do you deal with it without being depressed?3
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Anytime I have to deal with grub (cause windows update on dualboot) I get flashbacks of the grubhub ad!4
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What's the big issue with MS acquiring GitHub?
Like, really? What's the big deal with it?
I don't see any.2 -
How do you fellow programmers deal with eye bags? Looking like a zombie after 8 hours of work is killing me6
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Ever copied code from somewhere and had to deal with searching and fixing the stupid undefined Unicode character error for an hour (¬_¬)3
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So I just made a deal. I am selling my Galaxy S5 16gb + 16gb mem stick, which is in excellent condition along, with the original flip case and a Spigen slim armor case and a protective screen, for 150€.
I'm replacing it with a Galaxy S6 32gb with a slim case and protective glass along with new headphones and also in excellent condition, for 200€.
For 50€ as true cost to go from S5 to S6, I think it's a pretty decent bargain people and also a nice upgrade. What do you people think? -
Speaking about notifications, would it be a deal breaker to go back to Android 10 after experiencing notifications from Android 11 🤔
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As if development problems weren't enough, there's also bullshit deployment problems to deal with first. Sigh.
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took me four hours plus to get a nodejs app to successfully run on cpanel.
at this point I just want to sleep and sleep forever.
why will anyone ever want to deal with this?
the ssh access? complete crap but it was better than having to deal with the janky ui, it was also slow as fuck1 -
how do you deal with permissions? more about giving user specific features with optional limitations. connectable to billing...
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How do you deal with information overflow? Like having to switch contexts quite often, or trying to learn a thousand things. Or remembering multiple things?7
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That moment when you're dragged out of bed to deal with the perfect shitstorm that is Citrix VDI and Windows 10.
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I had to leave my workplace today guys, pls recommend me some ways to deal with it or get a new workstation
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Have any of your worked on Normalized database? Am I the only one who always have to deal with non-normalized database2
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Anyone use slick for carousel navigation? Have you had to deal with slow building of the carousels? How did you deal with it?8
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Looking for tips on how to deal with lengthy documentation workflows. For example writing SDS, sending for review, making minor changes, and repeating
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There’s 2days to get this 5 years VPN deal for $69.99 in total. Ivacy VPN. I am not a spammer just thought id share with my fellow ranters....
https://www.ivacy.com/deal/
Thank me l8r10
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