I hate reCaptcha so much nowadays.

I've been trying to register in a very important website but they have reCaptcha in their registration form.. It's been 24 attempts and that thing is not seems to be working for me... Is there anyway to hack that piece of AI?

What the heck reCAPTCHA

found somewhere and thought I should share it here...

It's 3AM and here I am trying to fix the mess that I made last night when I was drunk and the deadline is 12PM (only 9 hours left).. You don't but if you do know how do I kill my boss so that I would look like a bug from a software made by our company killed him to take revenge of killing the bugs?

Cortana is such a bitch. Sometime she doesn't respond to my voice and then I doubt on my own accent.

I just installed and lunched Opera Browser and I see Mozilla's get started link on bookmark..
How and why?

Opera LOL 😂😂
What do you think about Opera browser?

Are you the same?

Fight? I always have cold wars with my fellow developers and mostly with that senior ass who takes all the fucking credits and presentations..

Any frontend developer who can code backend system too?

Ps: this is just a meme please don't get serious, mates.

How???

Programming is like sex because...

- One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Once you get started, you'll only stop because you're exhausted.
- It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you're doing.
- ...Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
- You can do it for money or for fun.
- If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak.
- It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
- Public schools don't do a very good job teaching kids about it.
- It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
- Some people are just naturally good at it.
- ...But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them.
- There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
- One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
- It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
- Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
- Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
- Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.

Source and full list : https://push.cx/2006/...

The thing that is common between my boss and my girlfriend is none of 'em understand what I actually want or want to say and always misunderstood me.

You'll need little knowledge of porn and meme to understand this ...

If your programming language uses semi-colon, then you can relate to this....

Clients are pain in the ass with money in the bag... Have to deal with those bald people daily :"(

Being PHP developer, semi-colon is important for me...

Trap card it is...

"How do I balance my Social life and Dev life?", they asked. I am now wondering when did I had any life?