That feeling when your chat with Uber's conversational AI proves to be your most fulfilling interaction all week. 😭

Having to deal with shit code as a new employee so you don't step on any toes...

Who knew developers had such egos. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Company: your hired, lead our X dev team.
Me: yay.

-- three months later --

Company: we arent supporting X anymore.
Company: gonna offload all X clients in 90 days.
Me: oh.
Company: but you should stay around, learn new tech
Me: is this a charity case?
Company: yes, but we both win.
Me: how?
Company: you can keep your salary.
Me: deal.

End user - licks broken lightbulb.

Magento Pipeline Deployments.... the pain of my existence.

Typing 'focker stop' rather than 'docker stop'.

Having Technical Product Managers who say "it doesn't work, I dont know what, but do your job and find out."