its ok bro.. is not a big deal.
Just dont panic and ill see you in jail 👋🏻

Im 30, and I was wondering, what is the max age to retire as a developer? i mean, companies still hire developers at 50?

jajaja sad

my uncle, he presented my first love:

the computer 🥰

so.. I took a drink tonight, and finished watching some devRant posts about alcohol and some funny stories..
whats wrong with u guys 😂

Not going there anyways..

Next interview.. i swear! 😂🥳

Toxic relationship..

When you try to change your job

I had this dream, We had to destroy this super mainframe who wanted some revenge because we as a programmers made a lot of mistakes in the code.

So we had to create this amazing machine with super powers and machine learning and then to go back to the past to save the world and to find me and protect me from the same machines that we created..

At the end, I died.. because the fucking machine betrayed me.

How we celebrate programmers day..

When a new client visits the company..

PM with power be like...

hey guys...
i need to create an application with video call and streaming...
i was advised to use node or golang as backend.
Does anyone know or have an advice to me or do you about a library or framework? other language, database? idk
thanks to all of you

Kill him!!

both sides are real

How a project is made...

When you quit and you are the only one who knows about the project.

Well, wasn't my mom, but once, i was in the house of the nanny of a girl i used to date..

I've told her that Im a developer and The nanny already got it like : "ok you know about cumputer and stuff related"..

So..the internet connection was shitty as fuck

She asked me to repair the internet,
I told her I didn´t know anything about network, but.. she insisted.

I said that she better call their internet company and they would explain what is the situation there..

She told me that It was unnecesary, and insisted again..

(We wera talking in the bedroom)
So i left the bedroom, then I went to fucking internet modem, unplug the power cable, then plugin it again..

The internet was still shitty, BUT, she had a placebo effect about the speed.. she was so happy with me and she started saying that I was smart.. (I wanted to kill myself)

we stop dating ..

just deploy to production friday night

TGIF guys

This is a real history..

So i went to my friend’s party.. and he invited this hot girl.. (u know the girl that would never talk to any programmer)..
so she started asking me about programming, maths, software...

and I was like wtf.. is this real? (because u guys know that this is impossible jaja)
Actually, we spent all night talking about it..

for some reason she started hanging out with me and my friend..

now we are dating.. kind of crazy uh?
(she is an engineer btw)

1. I want to know how many JS frameworks will the world have

2. Will I stop drinking alcohol one day?

3. Will programmers create robots to conquer a new world?

Javascript developer interview

One of the RH interviewers started asking about myself, personal information, etc..

He : well, let me introduce you our tech lead, he will make you some question about JS

Me : alright

Tech Lead : ummm, do you know javascript?

Me : yes..?

Tech Lead : ok, cool. We will call you.

I got the job..

Big plays...

function collapseView(element){
/**
*it doesnt work at the first time, the function needs to be called again
*/
element.collapse();
element.collapse();
}

Literally copy and paste this code..

My mom woke me up at 6am because the tv sound was not working..
I tried almost everything, use the tv control, mute button, menu tv configuration..
even checked different inputs using my Nintendo switch and super Nintendo's and it didn't work..
Couldnt do shit.. so I had to use the old reliable!
turned off the tv and then turned on ..
It was like magic! fuck everything!

LONG LIVE to ReplaceAll editor's functionality

hi guys.. anyone with game programming experience?
any suggestions to start?

U cant even Hello in to my World

my mom..

Omg jajajaja..
like 20 tabs.. i cant even see the site icon XD