Trying to easily observe the contents of a variable in C#
> Me: Newtonsoft.Json.JsonConver.SerializeObject(localVariable)
> Immediate Window: the runtime refused to evaluate the expression at this time
> Me: excuse me

Second breakfast, third breakfast... who’s keeping count? No one is watching!

Better start saving up to afford rent...

SQL Server Management Studio: I noticed you forcefully closed the application. Do you want to recover the queries you were working on before you closed?

Me: No

SSMS: Well here you go anyway

Me: *spends 5 minutes recovering and closing files*

I swear, 95% of the time whenever I threaten to start using my Task Manager or restart my computer my apps start working normally.

Looking at the database credentials for an application I’m working on.

Dev/QA password: yU$@1zmH91?
Prod password: app123

Therapist: How do we deal with stress from coding?

Me: Drink more coffee

Therapist: No.

So, among the ridiculously long list of password requirements, password is not case sensitive BUT it has to contain uppercase and lowercase letters?

Starting out as a developer: I don't know why people are so stingy about tags on Stack overflow

Now: This guy tagged this question with SQL Server but is asking about Postgres I don't know how to help this guy out

Every time I'm asked to fix an application written in Visual Basic I think a part of me dies inside

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