funniest thing today: PM asking me to create a Jira subtask for EACH class / data type of the data model that I'm CURRENTLY concipating / designing in this story.

maybe I should write a Jira / Enterprise Architect integrated tool that updates Jira tasks based on my modeling actions, and count minutes until our sysadmin arrives at my desk.

jeez, that guy really has a fetish for kafkaesque bureaucracy.🤦‍♀️

You call yourself a devops engineer? You're an oops of an engineer.

A strong dose of idiocy in the morning.

I want to stab myself, repeatedly.

"Hey, we've made these deprecating changes for the whole company"... "but no migration guide, deal with it"

Question: How to deal with an idiot product owner?

Doesn't understand the job description. Thinks he's the manager. Controlling. Loud. Annoying.