Reviewed some Unity game code yesterday

[HideInInspector] public NavMeshAgent agent;

Me:”why is this hidden if it’s public”
Dev: “so designers don’t fuck it up”
Me: “then why have it public”
Dev: “I need it to be set by another class”
Me: “then make it a private bar and create a get:set function”
Dev: “Why?”
Me: “Because hiding a public variables from designers is a bad model and by standards things now to be shown to the inspector should be private”

This shit is why I have no confidence in devs my age

Emphasize secure implementations rather than just making something work...looking at you string concatenating sqli_query's.

Not documenting my code.

Yay for vague comments on merge requests.

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Totally love when people change up My code and don't tell me.

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...ffs a simple slack message at least.

Why would you have a unique constraint on a last name field?

A: NONE YOU'RE JUST A MORON

Nothing like code review and have to read the novel that is the comments on the merge request to understand what everyone's issue is with this one doc block. Wtf?

I have a job

Git. Version Control for the win.

Keep the project from going over budget.

Just scrolling through Newegg and well that's different.

My coworkers

I speak two languages. English and Test data.

English: Hello!
Test data: adfadavsdfafDafdada

Fuck! So close!

Stickers!!!

That moment you have to run home just to hit "git push" because you forgot to before going to bed.

Kind of curious how many IT security peeps are on here? I.E. hackers.

Anyone find it a little worrying the when amazon AWS goes down a large portion of sites goes down. Just my opinion but shouldn't there be more than one company or subset of that company handling smaller portions of sites?

The most satisfying part of my day.

Who the fuck is able to not understand the basics of git. With ten years, supposedly , of front end experience. How in the hell do you not understand version control.

Launching on a weekend

All of the questions I got from my co workers today could were solved by googling their error.

Now I question their ability to even use a computer.

73 notifications from @Jase you woke me up dude lol

@dfox can I get devil horns 😁

Question from my front end developer. "Where does the testimonial link go to?"

*facepalm* how dense do you have to be. Idk let's have it go to some section, on the same page even, that is called the testimonials section. A page you built.

Some days I wonder about people.

@dfox thanks for the two ++ on my wk29 rant.

So I'm in college and I work as a web developer for a company inside of the college. I get out of my four hour class on mondays early to get a call from my PM saying that he totally spaced on the fact that we have a meeting in a half hour. Needless to say I quickly brought up what I had done, ran back to the office, and then proceeded with the client meeting when I got there.

The meeting went fine. Client was happy with the progress I had made. My IT lead however went on an hour rant with me on some of the things I said in the meeting and then berated for over an hour. (There's more context go look at a my other rants and you'll find it. )

Needless to say I was pissed. I had made the deliverable the client was pleased and I showed up to an unscheduled meeting. I was this close to decking my IT lead he made me so mad.

So I'm in college and I work as a web developer for a company inside of the college. I get out of my four hour class on mondays early to get a call from my PM saying that he totally spaced on the fact that we have a meeting in a half hour. Needless to say I quickly brought up what I had done, ran back to the office, and then proceeded with the client meeting when I got there.

The meeting went fine. Client was happy with the progress I had made. My IT lead however went on an hour rant with me on some of the things I said in the meeting and then berated for over an hour. (There's more context go look at a my other rants and you'll find it. )

Needless to say I was pissed. I had made the deliverable the client was pleased and I showed up to an unscheduled meeting. I was this close to decking my IT lead he made me so mad.

Lolz for git messages.

Not again!