I'm not new here but never posted anything... I figured I'd pop that cherry! Hi everyone I enjoy reading all of your rants so much <3 love to the dev community !

Me: why do people hate javascript?
Also Me after 5 mins of js coding :
Oh right now i remember why

Please help me to read this Captcha

Stack Overflow is overrated

As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

Every Indian dude on forums:
Hi I installed Kali Linux can you teach me to hack websites?

You know you're a dev when your browser tabs look like this

This god damned fucking group Project in University!
How did 2 of these stupid as shit ballsacks of useless crap even manage to get through the first 4 semesters?
And now they can't contribute to anything. Or even worse is when they do contribut and mess up everything. Its like trying to play chess with a god damn bird.
Now this fucking project is robbing me of my sleep and the fucking idiots that organize the whole damn thing don't even care about that it's basically just me and one other guy carrying the fucking project.
Stupid theoretic computer science people that get to use as as slaves for their resarch because we "need to get some experience".
If I get anymore fucking experience of how a big software production works I'm going to fucking murder someone...
Verdammtes Arschgeigengesöcks.
Diese schwanzlutschenden Pferdgefickten Eiterwichsende Hurrensöhne.

I fucking shit Blood because I'm in too much stress. And I mean that literally. My fucking asshole burst open because I fucking have to deal with you dirty disgusting scumbags.

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

This has never worked for me.

https://susanjfowler.com/blog/2017/...

This is fucking horrible and if this happens at many companies I understand why women leave techjobs.

Waiting for Gradle to build the project be like

Don't use code comments to list the root-admin credentials for all your servers!!!!!!

First day at work .... Excited
😃

I was scrolling facebook and found something funny. I double tap on it.

absolutely