Azure. Oh well.

Should I concern about this guy?

Interviewer: Can you rate 0-10 your git skill?

I've been writing PHP for more then 10 years. So, one fine day while having coffee with new tech manager...

Manager: huh, you've been programmer for very long time. Can you explain how echo works?

Me: err.. Echo. Spit out string. (show some example code on my phone)

Manager: I mean, I want to know, which part in C++ code in PHP engine. (trying to impress with jargons)

Me: I don't know. But why?

Manager: As programmer, you need to know, so you can echo more efficient.

Me: ... Errr... Ok... (I've been echo-ing for more then decade. Is there a way to make echo more efficient?)

"Daddy, whats this daddy ? Is it mathematics, science or english ?"

Follow the white rabbit.

So, our Sales Manager asked us, "what is maximum file size for jpeg banner ad?"

I said, "maximum at 100KB per file"

She asked another question, "what is minimum file size?"

I said, "err... 0 bytes"

Boss: I can't open the website.

Me: What connection you using boss? Try to switch to LAN cable. Our office wifi a little bit wonky today.
*plug in LAN cable

Boss: Ahaaaaa! It works now. Please, next time make you develop website wifi compatible.

Me: ****

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Everywhere.

I wonder, who this lady. Almost everyday gotta stare at her.

Why Java decided to use a guy resemble like nerd? It is not cool at all.

"You know, I'm actually on KDE myself. "- this voice stuck on my head for few days.

Oops!!

True story. During meeting, our manager asked us, how the data flow. Our lead programmer response, "PHP will produce Son of Jay output, and read by Javascript".

Our manager; "Hmm... Interesting"

Object oriented? What's that? Some kind of pudding?

I wish I'm part of 50%.

😂

Isn't it, we are taught, "Don't judge books by its cover"?

Windows, supported by Linux.

So, I told my new newbies intern; "Please keep remind yourself, not accidently type 'rm -rf /' as root. You don't want to know what going to happen". He nod.

Next day, in the dev server, "Kernal Panic". Human, full of curiosity.