rant

The Java course at our Uni requires us to do an end semester project - A Java App with Swing for GUI and some Multithreading code in it.

They asked us to upload the code to drive. I was bored and was checking out my friends' projects.

The code below is what I saw in one of the projects. They have simply called a thread with an empty run method because the project required to use multithreading concepts, wtf.

But then, It is no surprise to me cause these are the people who memorize code and vomit code for marks.

I am worried that people are going to be awarded degrees and called software engineers.

God save the software industry!

Floppy disks are like Jesus
They died to become the icon of saving

Fooling people at the supermarket

Apache or Nginx?

Tell us your "Programming Languages Story"

Mine:

Java -> HTML＆CSS -> PHP -> Python -> JavaScript

Yeah, I know, I'm confused 😂.

Exception handling.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Even JavaScript doesn't misbehave when a semicolon is missing. What the hell does CSS think of itself?

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Least favorite "enterprise" application?

SharePoint

It sucks the shit rope from the chocolate starfish.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Every programmers dream convo

I now understand the double tap feature. It's really useful when your reading devRant while eating.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Too true, too true...