Everytime i code:

Oh the wonders of 3d-printing

Wow, just wow.

The Dutch national security spy agency and also their military one are complaining that the organisation that was brought to life to check if they don't spy on innocent people (and execute illegal hacks and overstep their surveillance powers etc) is investigating too much and asking too many technical questions relating to ongoing operations.

Well, this shows that this is necessary apparently! I'm glad this organisation is doing their job.

Oh, the irony.

Damn everytime..

Others: BC - Before Christ
Techies:BSOF - Before StackOverFlow

When you don't have a specific dev task to do...

Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

css at the local supermarket

First commit message at a new job:
"This is to fix an issue where {issue} was happening because of {reason}. {Detailed description of the exact changes and the reasoning of every single one}."

Second commit message at a new job:
"Did some stuff."

😉😉👍

that feeling

Salute...)