I am having a quiet drink in a pub...

BAM BAM BAM BAM

This guy typing on a keyboard

Muffled, shit

My boss went full psycho. I'll save her from some shame by not posting the email.

In one email she insulted every quality assurance consultant in the company.

She is supposed to be head of assurance

Give me errors, give me all your errors. You are absolved... And I will not be bored today.

Java rant...

If public field declaration is so so bad, why can't all class fields in java just be private by default? And make it a pain in the ass to expose it as public?

I can't actually remember a time declared a class field as public, it is muscle memory now... Private bla Bla Bla, return, private bla Bla, return...

Stall.

The problem you were trying to fix, when said stuck position became apparent, will probably no longer exist in a couple of days. Hence no stuck to become unstuck from.

Delete code causing stuck position.

Drink wine.

Had three jira tickets assigned to me, two fundamentally opposed each other, the third aimed to address contradictions in the first two. None of them actually had any description so after a day of trying to find out what needs to be done I've made little progress but a lot of sitting quietly with my head in my hands.

Now I'm getting emails from my manager on why they haven't been closed yet.

VPN access expired on Monday, can't access any client systems without it. Have to wait until weekend before access can be renewed.

God damn. One week, can't do anything effective!