The punk with different coloured shoes who hired me in 1990

A programmer had a PROBLEM once... he decided to use JAVA... now he has a PROBLEM FACTORY

"Startup" mindset is invented only to rip off hardworking people, lower your wages, working 16 hrs with no apparent reason, hectic environment to hype mentioned things which is mearely show for the fools. As if people weren't starting up companies centuries ago.

Not a rant, but that feeling when you are closing all the chrome tabs after solving a bug 😇

I love Rest API's that always return 200 and have an "errors" field in the response body that I need to check...

When the specs doc was poorly written and u almost turn into a donkey

A bit of an old Stack Exchange post, I wonder if anyone remembers this one...

left one is me, right one is my friend when we talked about password security

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

got given the job of removing a menu link on a site my company hadn't built today.

biggest pile of dung ever! the site had folders for 5 different back end languages all full of random files not in use.

I dug around and found it was using a big framework that produces a massive single variable and outputs it as the page.

Eventually I realised this wasn't in use either but was still being loaded in the site! in fact the site even has a database and an admin login but the stupid original dev hard coded all the content in and runs includes to files in the admin folder directly from config!

such a confusing, pointless, shit site! Its like building a car and driving it like Fred from the Flintstones....

what is ur project manager definition?

The best codes born, when you are on the toilet.

Cats !

Tabs > Spaces

When management can not comprehend that hosting is separate from the domain.

New official devRant web cartoon! Check it out on youtube: https://youtube.com/watch/...

Been a hell of a lot of fun making it, hope you all get a laugh!

Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

I wish devRant had a presence at WWDC. I feel like a lot of this crowd would love it.

Friday and I've gone home to unwind from work..

By working on personal projects

Finally ranting paid off! Thank you!

How did this date format ever get past code review.

I got my first freelance Web Developer job!!! I was beginning to think it would never happen!

So someone started down voting all my rants 😐

When client said 'I need simple site' you got to prepare for lots of hard work.

For those who paid attention to my heated London interview excursion:

I got the job, I'm now employed by Cisco systems!!!!!!

There are only 2 hard problems in software:

1. Naming things
2. Cache invalidation
3. Off by 1 errors

A friend showed me his concept of what he thinks would be a fun design for a devrant t-shirt

Sometimes I go ridiculously hardball on my comments in order to gain a better understanding of what I'm trying to accomplish

I created an open-source module for Angular about a year ago, which is now used in a real project for a big client by someone else! What a great feeling.

Just had to tell someone, my friends and family doesn't understand this code stuff.

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.