println("Hello World");
This is where it all began. 🤘

Lord of code (feel)

A friend of mine has a PC that was overheating. His solution: Dumping the entire mobo and components in a box with Olive oil.

Pros:
+ Decrease heat by 15℃
+ Low cost solution

Cons:
- Hard to maintain components
- Dust can't be cleaned from the box
- House smells like an Italian kitchen 😂

What is another name for a computer virus ? 
=> A terminal illness 

I f*cking hate doing school work on weekends!
I'd rather just code

What an I doing with my life? What's the meaning of all the efforts? What if I'll make a perfect own project?..

Oh, great, IDE is finally booted on!

So turns out the flight sim I'm doing time in at the moment is running XP. Yes, it is internet connected. Help

Game of errors

I just saw the largest lan port kek

Console.log();

Hit + if you are on my side

So you mean to tell me that this is where all my documents are stored?

A+ use of wallpaper

Disabling wifi to play the dino game in Chrome 😆

I did but still no response

When you're googling so much you have to fill out a CAPTCHA to continue using Google.

My friend said, "Java is better than Linux."

so true!!

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

when a graphics card is more expensive than your current PC build :|

Windows 😛😛

When you start a Programming Language
😂😂😂😂😂

I like Java.

When you desperately waiting for upvotes to get those stickers. So you excited over devrant notifications and then somebody commented on your post without an upvote...

I mean that's just mean....