GIT Cheat Sheet

Sat next to a guy, like close enough to smack, but he would have hour long chat sessions with me on gchat going over work and projects. Kept his headphones on.

Another kid, one time I was helping him on HIS project he was given to finish before next day. I was helping so he didn't get stuck working TOO long over. The shit head still left at his normal quiting time and said he was gonna finish it at home. Still wasn't done the next morning when management needed it.

My code is self-deprecating

That moment when you automated the application so much, working on it get's actually kinda boring 🙈😂

When your boss resigns, so you have to learn everything he knows in 2 weeks... 😰

When you get stuck on a problem and you just stare at your code until you don't see any code.

You only see the woman in the red dress....