I was about to say that you guys were being mean then I noticed that it says teraflop. I read it as terabyte. I need coffee lol

Just tryna help bruh. Carry on

@nuts you can check devices like iPhones, iPads, etc with chrome dev tools. It changes your screen to the device screen size and your mouse pointer to the mobile device touch thing

@nuts chrome dev tools

Ah Haskell. "Hell" of a language

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@johnfoobar yeah personally I never hit the performance bumps that other people report. Most of the files I work with in my projects are < 120 lines and I never have more than 10 (if I'm lost in a sea of debugging) open at the same time

Atom is slow but the packages are top shelf, 30-year distilled amazeness

@fuckfuckityfuck don't forget to set up some prop types

Do you do anything for alertness like tea or something?

@Ratwerks the only thing on there that I knew about (like I said, I don't develop php) was the thread unsafeness. But the function naming is annoying. I'm still gonna stick to my convictions that it isn't inherently bad, but I can see why you might dislike it 😉

@Ratwerks why don't you like it? I personally don't write it, but if you answer like a twat and say something like "because it's not a ~real~ developer's language" then you are indeed a twat.

@projektaquarius lol all pointers besides the laser variety can burn in hell.

@azuredivay if you want to rant about the technical specifications or certain languages, then fuck yeah let's do it. But if your only comment is "people who code in {some language} are trash", then you don't belong here.

As a follow up, a programming language cannot be "better" than another language. It can be better suited to a certain task, sure, but you can't just say a widely used programming language is bad just because you don't appreciate it.

@projektaquarius no, unless you prefer to loop through tree nodes that is.

@sheeponmeth well I don't know what you expected when you asked a bunch of developers, a sizable percentage of which are web developers, how to do frontend but not wanting to learn remedial JavaScript. That's like asking and iOS engineer how to make an iPhone app without objective c or swift.

"All I got is green code here" fuck you CSI.

@sheeponmeth hate to be a dick, but html and javascript aren't designer tools. Just grow up, admit you're being lazy and learn JavaScript.

I wanted to be that troll that says, "the cardboard makes it look trashy" but god damn if that's not a great idea.

@phoomparin it's a matter of personal preference I suppose. I prefer semicolons because they're a visual way to delimit statements. The only time I get confrontational about it is when you have a style guide enforcing semicolons and people try to leave them off. No matter what, team consistency is paramount

Atom is my wife and vim is the functional, intermittently-convenient, visually austere nanny.

@austinkregel use semicolons you animal

@DrEmann about brackets. Does the screen auto-update if you're using webpack?

Just learn basic JQuery and tell them "eh javascript's close enough"

If it's good enough for recruiters, it's good enough for you.

@juzles I try to do the same. But I have the habit of adding 5+ changes to a certain element and then forgetting which one actually fixed the problem lol.

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Early JS was a steaming dumpster fire (it was created in 2 weeks. You make a good programming language in 2 weeks! 😡) but with each iteration of it, the language gets stronger and stronger. Long live JS