Date.prototype.valueOf = Math.random;

Use this as your 1st line of code in any web page or node server, for maximum lulz.

Dude at work floats the idea of creating separate Github accounts for personal and work for security. My response:

While we're discussing options, we should also consider maintaining a list of users as a CSV^H^H^H MS Excel file, and install an authentication server that runs off the laptop of an "IT Administrator". That way it'll be super secure because hackers cannot access any system outside of working hours, as well as the days that said admin is off from work.

Would have been the biggest derp if I had actually submitted this bug.

Previously: https://www.devrant.io/rants/457782

Wasted 15 minutes by:

Put the `done` in the `describe()` callback instead if the `it()` callback in a mocha test.

TFW when you discover your tests have bugs, and your code was broken all along 😡

Corporate IT blocks all network traffic, whitelists port 80 and 443 😡

... cos port number is the best predictor of security threats, amirite? 😒

I have mixed feeling about this test result