Dev dev = new Dev();
dev.setIsNewToCommunity(true);
dev.post("Hey all!");

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Is it just me or is WordPress literally the worst thing in existence?

1. Connect your laptop to prod-vpn
2. Open SQL Server Management Studio for debugging
3. Walk away
4. Find your 3 year old at your laptop
5. Panic.
6. Thank Microsoft for locking the screen when the laptop sleeps.

Programmer after using go-to:

"HONEYYY! Where Are You?"

A few days ago, I had a trashed laptop, lost my wallet with University ID and my debit card, a thesis and a poster not started, and no real content to put on either. I'd need money to get a new univ ID but no debit card. Same ges for buying a laptop. Also homework and shit due. Which required a load of Python.

Fast forward a week.

Laptop on its way, thank PayPal. Got new univ ID. Library loans out laptops. All homeworks done. Even got the replacement fee on my debit card waived by being nice to the customer service person.

I'd like to thank devRant for keeping me sane. And I'd like to say I'm fairly proud of my adulting abilities. They're not stellar, but they're pretty okay.

Advice for programmers:
"Don't reinvent the wheel: it might turn out to be square!"

When your PM files a ticket saying "make better use of space" on your UI feature

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

*Spends hours debugging...*
Oh great, it works!

Don't ever touch it again.

I was bored, so I set this as my shell(fish) greeting message

*enters password*
*misspells a letter*
*OMG BACKSPACE! BACKSPACE!*
*retypes whole password again* 😂😂

Windows decides to download Creative update.
I restart the computer wait for the update to finish.
I see the login screen.
I log in, then windows says:
"Hi, we have an update for you this might take a few minutes!"

What the serious fuck windows? Did you need me to login so that you can waste more of my time?

Project Manager finds a bug
Me: Its an easter egg :P

When machines take over the world, at least we'll be the last ones with a job