Please don't speak if you don't have anything of value to add. Professional world is not classroom where you get marks for class participation. There's this guy in my team who is supposed to be developer but acts like analyst/PM, talks shit, mostly repeats what other have already said. There's no single meeting where he hasn't spoken or added anything valuable. Hate him.

That idiot client who would say application is not working when all he wants is a label change :@

Why xcode and ApplicationLoader sucks?
Everytime I've to upload IPA to testflight/store, xcode and AL would fail 100 times before successfully uploading one.

WTF to convert integer to string:

var i = 1;
var str = i + "";

That client for whom every bug/feature is urgent :@

Only reliable measure of code quality is WTFs per minute

Code never lies comments sometimes do