Fuck the cookie warnings on websites!

They don't do anything helpful and are just fucking annoying. Especially on some websites where they take up half og the fucking screen.

Definitely should get one!

Meanwhile in Production ...

(from monkeyuser.com)

The day I deployed my first application on Play Store. Felt like a real indie dev then.

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

One day...

Soooooo accurate!!

I guess it's a bad rant…

So, should I refactor this into a .greatGreatGrandParent() method, or should I just go hang myself?
(Thanks former colleague for this gem)

Hey DevRant Community :)
I've been a silence lurker till now, but I really do enjoy scrolling through your new rants everyday, :D ... I'm now quite terrified of my first job interview, but that's alright... I guess... ._.
What I'm trying to say is.... Have a great day everyone :3

K, how to get started with HTML, CSS and JS basics? I want to get started right away and would like to have something like a reference tutorial, with short helpful code. Nothing like a course or something. Hope you can help me.

Have knowledge to build anything but no idea what to build.

Interviewer : most software developers are male, why do you choose to vw developer

Me : cannot afford transgender operation, happy with my gender

I thought i didn't get the job

When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

So true...

When your friend makes jokes about JavaScript but you don't know anything about web development

Decided to do a custom 404 page for my site, what do you think?

When the new employee shows up with new ideas and is all excited to work there.

Let's​ get things done :v