Boss: I can't open the website.

Me: What connection you using boss? Try to switch to LAN cable. Our office wifi a little bit wonky today.
*plug in LAN cable

Boss: Ahaaaaa! It works now. Please, next time make you develop website wifi compatible.

Me: ****

Because you can't improve on perfection

Motivation level 1000.

I dunno.....Can someone tell me?

Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.

Am not sure how to reply to that

Customer service fun!

*remotes in to see customer's browser*

Customer: You can only see my browser window, right?

*now does obligatory scan of the rest of the screen to see _why_ customer felt the need to say that, spots suggestively-named JPGs...*

Me: Yes, ma'am! Only your browser window. You said the issue was...

Every time..

The first stickers for my laptop aw yeah, also bonus kitten

My new debbuging buddy :D

Finally reached it

Things I regret immediately after doing it:
1) Masturbation
2) Overeating
3) git commits

So apparently I must write in Chinese

Hey guys...this is my current Ubuntu GNOME desktop . What do you guys think ???

hey everyone, I'm new to Dev rant. not quite sure what to say. so i guess I'll just observe.

cheers

If i have 3d printer i will print this

I once met a very cute client. Inner me was saying​ to go and get this girl. But company's code of conduct is completely against it that an employee shouldn't ask his/her clients out with you or date with him/her. Even my colleagues knew me as a man of criteria. So I leave
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the Code of Conduct and now she is my gf. :)

Creating a personal website:
Step 1: Have 20mins of inspiration.
Step 2: Spend a day writing css and js
Step 3: Realize it sucks because (ugly || bad responsive design || not enough content)
Step 4 Experience no inspiration what so ever for next week
Step 5: Repeat