As a developer, I have grown to love/hate certain languages or technologies but this framework will always be bae to me <3

I wish I could do TDD on my life decisions

Thanks DevRant, I've received the sticks and it's now right where it should be 😀

Those 3 side projects you have, that you contractually can't have, but still have.

When you have to fix your mom computer over the phone for 2h because you can't access through teamviewer... That rage you feel while you think "ok, breath, she had to teach you how to use a spoon once..."

Haha lol

Use Vim. What could happen?...

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

My boss wants me to make a web application in .NET, it's like asking a Android developer to build the app for iOS as well.
Note: Im a PHP developer

"Working with legacy code that hasn't been touched in 2 years is fun!!" said no one ever.

Why does the blowjob-under-the-table-while-hacking scene from Swordfish never happen to me.

Senior dev says "it is a piece of cake and it can be done in 2 days", when a new feature is suggested and assigned to me.. but when it gets assigned to him : "This is a big feature and there are lot of things that we need to decide, it will take more than 3 weeks".

Ughhhhh

If a bug does not manifest itself in any logs or stats, is there a bug? Sadly, yes.

If you're going to add unnecessary white space to code, at least keep it consistent. And by consistent, I mean learn to write code that doesn't look like you pair programmed with a toddler who had a hour long tantrum on the damn spacebar.