friend: how do you create a game?
me: *laughing* slow down, first of all try to learn to code, then...
friend: cut the bullshit! your the IT guy, tell me, how you simply create a for e.x. Call of Duty?

Well, that's true. ;)

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

Made this sign for the office a while back. Though you guys might appreciate it!

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Really!

3 hours of productive coding in the morning then 8 hours of swearing, cursing, searching stack overflow, reinstalling eclipse and git only to realize in the end I was trying to push into a "protected" branch...

Why? because i'm stupid...

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

Happens way too often

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

When you had been reloading the page like crazy and none of the changes are registering. Then you realize that you are reloading production server instead of development one. 😖