succes

Taken from 9gag. Haha.

DevRant has prevented me from going into depression. Seriously.

what my work computer feels like compared to my home computer.

Everybody here lied to me, there's no answer for everything in SO.

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

Sometimes I envy frontend developers because the very nature of their role involves rapid change. Then I remember that backend devs can practically get away with murder and the customer will be none the wiser.

When you have to fix and extend some legacy code and somehow nothing breaks

Found devRant by pure chance, i'm so happy right now :'D

Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

Everyone is raving about the avatar builder, but it requires 10 rep and I'm new. +1?

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

god have mercy on my co-workers :P

That moment when you introduce your team to git and they acknowledge it. " I abide by the git God." 😂

Accidentally using Resharper hot keys in Outlook (ctrl-enter) to autocomplete something and incomplete email is immediately sent out.

!rant Spotted this in the bookstore among the 'for Dummies' 🤘 My faith in humanity is restored!

We meet again

GIT LOG VERSION 101
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75fed18 pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
56772ff added security.
6374fdd needs more cow bell
6b27de9 Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
bffce8a giggle.
7e93977 Refactored configuration.
e66c495 pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
5690dd9 Revert "just testing, remember to revert"
daa84ba Still can't get this right...
097f164 this should fix it
367f271 GIT :/
f46d735 bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
b893721 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
24be0d9 ...
f014a0c ALL SORTS OF THINGS
e648b80 added super-widget 2.0.
3a71628 perfect...
e2a8cb1 Fucking templates.
b08e489 pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

accurate.

When your designer work bestie is gangster, even to clients. 😂 Needed that laugh today!!

no words needed

so we all are doing wrong

Sometimes I have the feeling I'm working for the dark side...

My "travel jar", where I usually store boarding passes, tickets and memories from my journeys...

!rant

I build sandcastles.

So today is Monday. A bug report comes asking to be fix. I feels weird reading the report. Then I check the codes.

SOMEONE MESSING WITH MY CODES!!!

The other developer codes a very un-dynamic function that gives birth to bugs. Know what? He replaced my original codes with his faulty codes. 😑 😐

Liked this so much !!

Russian-roulette in Bash