Wise words to live by...

*TRIGGERED*

I can repair an electronic item, write code and debug. Has a degree in CS so why do I have to ask the wife "baby, how do you operate the washing machine?"

To the guy who said that java is the best programming language. Sorry if it has been posted before.

age++ this is how I get a happy birthday wish

Time for some serious debugging

"A software Engineer? Why don't you do a real job instead of fixing people's computers?"

- ex gf 2011

"I'm proud you do something you love"

- wife 2016

Funny how the number of screws I end up with after assembling my computer never matches the number I started with.

So, I just put my PC back together after a thorough internal cleaning.

And I just stepped on a small screw.
FUCK IT. THE CASE IS COMING OFF AGAIN

"congratulations son, you are now a certified virgin"

Hilarious dad 😑😢

DevOholic

"We want to change the scrollbar colour." -Client

Oh no, no no no; we sorted this years ago. Nobody should have that power.

I'm the first in 3 generations not be some sort of pipeline/mechical engineer. All my family works at the same company too.

I was partially accepting because at least a software engineer is some kind of engineer.

...And than my cousin graduated to be a gym teacher so I was then fully accepted 😂

my parents told me to build a website for my father's company ... one hour later they asked me if it was ready ..

Sql4life

I badly relate...😁

Just moved to my own place, got more work done in 48hrs than I could've in a double that time with flatmates around. 💃👯

Now about that monitor setup...