Please god of stack overflow please answer my question. I promise you that I will contribute some answers next time instead of just nicking those results...

I got an email about the job opening of a "HTML Developer" in a leading telecom company in our country.

A HTML Developer? Really ? Are you expecting a html only website in this day an age? How can you be a "leading company" when you did not even know the correct term for a front end web development job post

Interviewer : Hmm is there any reason why you pick up nodeJS as your back end language

Me : * forming convincing reasons in attempt to impress interviewer *

Half an second later

Interviewer : let me guess, because it's JavaScript

Me : (sheepish smile) yes...

Self taught JavaScript developer here

Is there any exams or online courses or certification I can take to make my resume more fancier ~

I didn't understand why people always tell me "git gud"...didn't they know svn exist as well.

My friend in 2016 : I will learn how to program and quit this miserable job.

My friend in 2017: Wow programming is taking off I need to learn how to code

Just waiting for the same message in 2018 now...

I am really really regretting learning Ionic Framework as my first JavaScript Framework

Now suck it up and learn React...